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urban genie
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Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Stretford
Panic on the streets of Merseyside
They know what's coming next
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland,
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland.....
Bout time we had some Smith's in our songbook
We have a smiths song in our songbook
You never heard the fergie in a coma one?
;-)
Cellarite
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I'm not sure that "Nordic Meat Shield" needs to be included just because an internet joker said it once outside the team hotel.
Plays By Sense Of Smell
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What's that comng over the hill?
It's Erling Haaland,
It's Erling Haaland!
Hopefully we can add further verses at some point...
What's that making it 5-nil
It's Erling Haaland,
It's Erling Haaland!
It's Erling Haaland,
It's Erling Haaland!
Hopefully we can add further verses at some point...
What's that making it 5-nil
It's Erling Haaland,
It's Erling Haaland!
talkativesprout
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Dunno if i have game day excitement but before i forget it
He's Erling Haaland
and he's from the land
of the northern lights
he's gonna be big and
he's gonna be strong
and from Leeds so he's gonna be up for a fight
He's Erling Haaland
and he's from the land
of the northern lights
he's gonna be big and
he's gonna be strong
and from Leeds so he's gonna be up for a fight
Millwallawayveteran1988
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Think the Kolo/Yaya tune would work best for him.
The Norfolk Blue
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“Are you Lee Bradbury in disguise”
Kinkys Left Foot
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He's Top of the League
He's Top of the League
St-Erling Haaland
He's Top of the League
He's Top of the League
St-Erling Haaland
He's Top of the League
Please elaborate on this one! I’ve never had the pleasure of hearing itWe have a smiths song in our songbook
You never heard the fergie in a coma one?
;-)
urban genie
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If I recall as not heard it sand since 2011 but many times before then, forgive me some lines may be slightly wrongPlease elaborate on this one! I’ve never had the pleasure of hearing it
Fergie in a coma, I hope
I hope, it's serious
Fergie in a coma, I hope
I hope, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered him
And you know, I would love
Something bad to happen to him
No, I don't want to see him
And I really hope he
won't pull through
And I hope he
won't pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Fergie in a coma, I hope
I hope, it's serious
Die, die, die, die, die, die fergie, fucking die.
Though really only ever used to hear the last verse mainly I have heard the full song on a few coach trips in the late 90s easly 00s.
Think after he went into one anyone who sang it stopped, bit like the later jelly n ice cream one dissapeared when he was near death
NB: this is me relaying the songs lyrics not wishing death on the old pisscan, as that is against the CoC.
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Remember jelly and ice cream well. Absolutely love this one.If I recall as not heard it sand since 2011 but many times before then, forgive me some linesay be slightly wrong
Fergie in a coma, I hope
I hope, it's serious
Fergie in a coma, I hope
I hope, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered him
And you know, I would love
Something bad to happen to him
No, I don't want to see him
And I really hope he
won't pull through
And I hope he
won't pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Fergie in a coma, I hope
I hope, it's serious
Die, die, die, die, die, die fergie, fucking die.
Though really only ever used to hear the last verse mainly I have heard the full song on a few coach trips in the late 90s easly 00s.
Think after he went into one anyone who sang it stopped, bit like the later jelly n ice cream one dissapeared when he was near death
Think they both need to make a come back!
Mad Eyed Screamer
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A Smiths song? It'll never catch on....If I recall as not heard it sand since 2011 but many times before then, forgive me some lines may be slightly wrong
Fergie in a coma, I hope
I hope, it's serious
Fergie in a coma, I hope
I hope, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered him
And you know, I would love
Something bad to happen to him
No, I don't want to see him
And I really hope he
won't pull through
And I hope he
won't pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Fergie in a coma, I hope
I hope, it's serious
Die, die, die, die, die, die fergie, fucking die.
Though really only ever used to hear the last verse mainly I have heard the full song on a few coach trips in the late 90s easly 00s.
Think after he went into one anyone who sang it stopped, bit like the later jelly n ice cream one dissapeared when he was near death
NB: this is me relaying the songs lyrics not wishing death on the old pisscan, as that is against the CoC.
liamctid
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Any songs get a run out today?
The mini bus I went on went via Nottingham on Saturday and we stopped off in Hooters.
This track came on:
We started singing the very simple:
"Give me Haaland, Haaland, Erling Haaland,
do do do do do do,
do do do do do do " on repeat for some time.
Hardly poetry but sounded good and can imagine it catching on!
Harlaching Sky Blue
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The mini bus I went on went via Nottingham on Saturday and we stopped off in Hooters.
This track came on:
We started singing the very simple:
"Give me Haaland, Haaland, Erling Haaland,
do do do do do do,
do do do do do do " on repeat for some time.
Hardly poetry but sounded good and can imagine it catching on!
Wow what belting song that....forgotten how good that was...cant stop dancing at my desk, going download it now!!
(the proper one not the Haaland one!)
GaudinoMotors
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Christ - glad I don't work anywhere near you. You really think that's a "belting song"?Wow what belting song that....forgotten how good that was...cant stop dancing at my desk, going download it now!!
(the proper one not the Haaland one!)
Harlaching Sky Blue
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"Uplifting" perhaps...Belting is a bit of a stretch on second thoughts...Went a bit OTT when I heard a song that was a floorfiller when I was young and should have known better.Christ - glad I don't work anywhere near you. You really think that's a "belting song"?
GaudinoMotors
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Sorry - just being a f.o.c. as per."Uplifting" perhaps...Belting is a bit of a stretch on second thoughts...Went a bit OTT when I heard a song that was a floorfiller when I was young and should have known better.