United Thread - 2022/23

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The best thing is,apart from the result,obviously, you just know that the prancing prick is going to push even harder to get out of there now
 
The little gobshite went on strike in our youth team and one of things I’m most proud of at my club is us booting the **** out.

One of the things you are most proud of is something that never happened?

A bit sad.

There are plenty of people who know what goes on in the academy, like @twosips and they have all said the club was desperate to resign Sancho, offered him the biggest deal ever for a 17 year old to get him to stay, and when he said no, it was the club that didn’t take him on tour, not him going on strike.

I don’t understand why people need to dream up fantasies about what happened when the real story has worked out well for City.
 
You would have to imagine they’re going to throw as much money as possible at Frenkie De Jong after seeing that Fred and McTominay performance.

And they desperately need a striker…Arnoutavic isn’t the guy.
 
You would have to imagine they’re going to throw as much money as possible at Frenkie De Jong after seeing that Fred and McTominay performance.

And they desperately need a striker…Arnoutavic isn’t the guy.
There problems are vast. McFred, Dalot, Shaw, Maguire, Fernandes has been shite for 18 months. Hilarious!
 
There problems are vast. McFred, Dalot, Shaw, Maguire, Fernandes has been shite for 18 months. Hilarious!

Shaw won’t be a problem because Martinez will play LB. Fernandes will probably revert to being good when Ronaldo goes.

The big thing is the midfield. They just can’t play the way ten Hag wants to without a couple of central/defensive midfielders.
 
gpc in the dressing room with the hairdryer.
ahhh.. Cluedo... or rather the united version 'Not a cluedo'.

Shteve in the dressing room with the umbrella.
PR37 in a sulk with the bench.
Ferguson in the parking lot with the bottle.
Keane in the studio with the rant.
Neville in the lounge with the glass.
Giggs in the cell with the vaseline.
Shaw in the box with the statue (Maguire...)
Ten Hag in the theatre of delusion with 2nd thoughts.
 
Shaw won’t be a problem because Martinez will play LB. Fernandes will probably revert to being good when Ronaldo goes.

The big thing is the midfield. They just can’t play the way ten Hag wants to without a couple of central/defensive midfielders.
A couple ? Looks like they need to.spend another 1.5 billion to challenge us
 
So the Ralf, the godfather and inventor of German football, was not a very good coach. However, he did seem to do that 'consultant' thing to be fair. He himself didn't seem too impressed with the players or the setup there.

They paid big bucks and made a splash about this "temporary temporary coach" and consultant thing. Well, did they actually listen to anything he recommended, or they just throwing and spending money like drunken sailors and totally not ruining football in the process.
 
ahhh.. Cluedo... or rather the united version 'Not a cluedo'.

Shteve in the dressing room with the umbrella.
PR37 in a sulk with the bench.
Ferguson in the parking lot with the bottle.
Keane in the studio with the rant.
Neville in the lounge with the glass.
Giggs in the cell with the vaseline.
Shaw in the box with the statue (Maguire...)
Ten Hag in the theatre of delusion with 2nd thoughts.
Don't you mean on the hard shoulder with the bucket?
 
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