West Ham United (A) | Sun 7th Aug | Post Match Thread

[SebastianBlue]

What did he say?

When asked if he could have had a hat trick Erling said yes, just have to look at the Gundogan chance right before he came off, he should have been there, then…

“it was a bit shit, but I’ll have to do better”

“Language, Erling”

“Oh, sorry, I forgot you can’t say shit”

[both Haaland and the interviewer laughing, with the city media handler slapping Haaland’s back]

Absolutely legendary.

 

[northendenton]

Haaland, you legend.

Hes An Absolute Legend Actually No Doubt lol

 

[bluethai]

At last, someone who won't waste those one on one & penalty chances!

 

[Gumzy97]

That second goal reminds me of Thierry Henry the finish was brilliant.

 

[Ken92]

Superb game, lets hope for a hattrick in his first home game

 

[SebastianBlue]

Not been shown in the U.K. yet.

See my summary above.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

We yawned through that and West Ham are a decent side. Can't wait until we hit our stride.

 

[Winchester]

Next!!

 

[Mariosfireworks]

Get. The. Fuck. In. There.

Oh my god, he is a beast.

His 2nd goal, ball in, no dilly dally touches, one touch in to the net.

Raz would still be chopping in and out if it was him on the end of the pass.

Absolutely buzzing.

Why is everyone bringing Raz into it? He has gone, and without his last minute goals no centurions, and without his cross to Gundo, we would probably going into the season as runners up

 

[citymad]

That will boil some piss amongst the media and pundits.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Even though it was just a cameo, I do like the cut of Alvarez's jib.

 

[deano ou812]

Hahahahaha

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Meanwhile, in the Old Toilet dressing room.......

 

[Nails]

That second goal reminds me of Thierry Henry the finish was brilliant.

good shout!

 

[coolcity]

It's not all good news though. The doom merchants in the matchday thread must be mortified.

 

[ProofMCFC]

Have that Rory gobshite Jennings......

He’s a nobody mate I wouldn’t even bother

 

[lightning Rodri]

Clean sheet. 2 Haaland goals. 3 points. Tough away fixture out the way.

Can't ask for much better.

If only Liverpool dropped points and United lost ;)

 

[lee one pen]

Hahahahaha View attachment 51994

It’s not even begun

 

[jimharri]

Excellent point made about NMS not even taking a touch before scoring that second goal. Most players, with that time, would take a couple of touches to set themselves.

 

[colorado blue]

Controlled game from first gear. No one was particularly great but they didn’t need to be. That’s all you need for first few weeks. Need to cut out the silly mistakes we made though.