A song for Erling...

[Pingu the Penguin]

Oh Erling Haaland you are the live of my life
Oh Erling Haaland I love you more than my wife
Oh Erling Haaland I’d like long blonde hair too

 

[citymad]

Oh Erling Haaland you are the live of my life
Oh Erling Haaland I love you more than my wife
Oh Erling Haaland I’d like long blonde hair too

Thats pretty funny mate. Not bad.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Oh Erling Haaland you are the live of my life
Oh Erling Haaland I love you more than my wife
Oh Erling Haaland I’d like long blonde hair too

I like the version for Kev better

They were singing it at the cricket for Jonny Bairstow but don't know who sang it first

 

[jimharri]

After Saturday.....





"TAXI!!!"

 

[urban genie]

Oh Erling Haaland you are the live of my life
Oh Erling Haaland I love you more than my wife
Oh Erling Haaland I’d like long blonde hair too

Still reminds me of adam johnson

 

[urban genie]

And we say dippers are a weird bunch, good lord. Imagine hating someone that much because they’ve been successful.

It was sang in the halcyon days of 99/00 when we still had our tongue filmly in our cheek.

And be honest plenty did spew worse than this towards the man in those days

 

[Whether or not]

Oh Erling Harland your dad was a blue,
Oh Erling Harland and so are you,
oh you know he’s coming for you

simple, accurate and true.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

He swears when he wants
He swears when he wants
Erling Haaland
He swears when he wants

 

[bada bing]

Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland

he's here to school ya
back in to do it all again

Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland

Not here to save ya
Just here to spank ya
And win our games

 

[getstheballfromKDB]

To the tune of yes sir I can boogie

Yes Now, erling haaland
oh he plays for man city
Erling haaland, erling haaland
All night loooong

 

[urban genie]

Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland

he's here to school ya
back in to do it all again

Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland

Not here to save ya
Just here to spank ya
And win our games

Demichelis alreay had that tune

 

[BlueAnorak]

It really is simple. Catchy, tribute laden easy to remember...

Haaland, Haaland.
Alfie Haaland was a blue,
Eerling Haaland is one too!
Ha ha ha ha. Ha!
Hey!
(repeat)

 

[blue cigar]

Eton rifles surely?
Come out today, come and watch him play
Erling haaland Erling haaland

 

[Sergio<3]

Any Haaland songs at west ham today?

 

[JRockBlues]

We brought him home,
We brought him home,
Erling Braut Haaland!

 

[ftg89]

Any Haaland songs at west ham today?

Erling Haaland is a blue, he hates Muni… (don’t agree with saying that word in songs)

And just the standard chant of Haaland, Haaland, Haaland, Haaland

A little bit of

Alfie Alfie Alfie Alfie Alfie Alfie Alfie haaaland
Erling Erling Erling Erling Erling Erling Haaland
(Kolo Yaya chant)

Sprinkled in too

 

[ElleBla]

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Surely we can come up with something good. We’ve come up with some belters before.

 

[HazyDavy]

Still think this would be great…

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Haaland!!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Haaland!!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Haaland!!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Haaland!!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Haaland!!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Haaland!!!

Chant:

Song:

 

[sunjihai17]

To the old Demechelis tune…

He’s got a ponytail but he’s alright, Erling Haaland. Erling Haaland!

He makes United look like fucking shite, Erling Haaland. Erling Haaland!