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[The Stockport Iniesta]

5 things we learned from Fulham vs Liverpool, and why Pep and City should be worried.

Liverpool have the best goalkeeper in the world.
Liverpool have the best defence in the world.
Liverpool have the best midfield in the world.
Liverpool have the best attack in the world.
Liverpool have the best manager in the world.

 

[Franny Ypres]

Haaland’s goals prove Liverpool’s transfer policy is superior.

 

[Franny 1234]

Man city should be deducted points after using foul language on live TV.
Scouse not English

 

[bondsman]

Haaland needing to look at ball highlights Nunez superiority

 

[mexico1970]

To most clubs skip means captain of the team but it means more to liverpool fans, it means larder and where they find the Rats and daily shopping from.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[HypnoticBlue]

“Haaland goal spree has City fans concerned”
“Liverpool draw and Utd loss should worry City fans”
”Klopp wins the PL 1st weekend - we tell you why”

 

[LWashington]

"Why Man Utd's 7.5 Million pound bid for Marko Arnautovic will boost Liverpool's Title chances"

"Why Chelsea's 175 Million pound bid for Marko Arnautovic will derail Man City's Title bid"

"I saw Haaland eat Shefki Kuqi's hamster", claims Toxteth MP Nick Wheels.

 

[Daz_Blue]

KLOPP BEMOANS FOOTBALL PROHIBITION

Dry pitch to blame for best team in the history of football's draw with Fulham

 

[blueju]

“Haaland goal spree has City fans concerned”
“Liverpool draw and Utd loss should worry City fans”
”Klopp wins the PL 1st weekend - we tell you why”

To be fair didn’t Tottingham win the league this weekend after “Super slick Tottenham go top of the league!!!”

 

[mexico1970]

Klopp explains why "Jibbing" the title once in 33 years makes Liverpool the epicentre of world football.

Next week Jordan Henderson explains why he goes dogging in Stanley park to improve his fitness levels and prologue his career.

 

[LWashington]

Next week Jordan Henderson explains why he goes dogging in Stanley park to improve his fitness levels and prologue his career.

That explains why he never seems to do much, his career hasn't started yet.

"Jordan getting round the back and swinging balls in, will be bad news for Man City this season" says Stan Collymore

 

[LWashington]

"Why Darwin Nunez having his car stolen 35 times in one week is good news for Liverpool"

"Está bien, tengo mi bicicleta afuera" says Darwin.

 

[JASR]

1. It’s not Liverpool echo
2. It’s real


… and the name of this player, yes Bernardo ‘I drink coffee rather than clap Liverpool’ Silva!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Why Radio 5 Live dropping the classified results is good news for Liverpool

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Why having Truss rather than Sunak as PM will boost Liverpool's bid to claim the quadruple as well as increase capacity at Anfield by 10,000.

 

[RobinHood]

Why NHS dentistry shortage is good for Klopp.

 

[manimanc]

Why me getting my car MOT'd and serviced is good for Liverpool winning the Premier league.

 

[bluealf]

1. It’s not Liverpool echo
2. It’s real
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… and the name of this player, yes Bernardo ‘I drink coffee rather than clap Liverpool’ Silva!

Well, he will be a step closer to moving abroad as they aren't English.

Fucking weirdos

 

[jrb]

Jorgen Klopp being Lewis Hamilton this grand prix season is good for City.

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Formula 1 fans will know the importance a restart can hold. A healthy lead can vanish in an instant if someone is caught napping as the green flag waves. Manchester City may have jostled their way into the leading pack early on, but Liverpool will have another chance to get the jump on them; lessons from Borussia Dortmund suggest Jürgen Klopp will be able to channel his inner Michael Schumacher or Sebastian Vettel.