United Thread - 2022/23

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Their 1st 7 games include
Home Brighton Lost
Away Brentford,
Home Liverpool,
Away Southampton,
Away Leicester,
Home Arsenal,
Away Crystal Palace,

In all honesty I can only see them getting anything out of the Southampton and Leicester games which are both away.

If Brentford are up for it, Ivan Toney will rip Little and Large a new one
Liverpool will humiliate them.
If this happens as I think any confidence could vanish and this lot could become a lot worse than their not very good parts.

Dear Father please hear my prayer. Amen.
The fear factor is completely gone. Teams turn up against us and Liverpool hoping to keep the score respectable. Every club in the league is looking at them and saying that's the big scalp they grab. Kids playing for newly promoted teams who grew up in the 00s think they can beat them at Old Trafford.
 
The fear factor is completely gone. Teams turn up against us and Liverpool hoping to keep the score respectable. Every club in the league is looking at them and saying that's the big scalp they grab. Kids playing for newly promoted teams who grew up in the 00s think they can beat them at Old Trafford.


I agree. no player seem to want to go there and the manager picking a bloke who`s had a heart attack to play as false 9 and Inch High private eye as a Central defender.
 
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This all day long, he wouldn't get half the money anywhere else.
Some rag on talkshite tonight saying he's never been coached properly, well he's worked with some top coaches, the truth is he can't be coached, he has a bit of pace after that he's not a team player, he's a lazy player, don't mean to insult him but I guess he's as thick as pig shit, that's how he comes across, didn't he say he'd never read a book.
He has had books.
Not quite finished colouring them in though....
 
The fear factor is completely gone. Teams turn up against us and Liverpool hoping to keep the score respectable. Every club in the league is looking at them and saying that's the big scalp they grab. Kids playing for newly promoted teams who grew up in the 00s think they can beat them at Old Trafford.

Their 1st 7 games include
Home Brighton Lost
Away Brentford,
Home Liverpool,
Away Southampton,
Away Leicester,
Home Arsenal,
Away Crystal Palace,

In all honesty I can only see them getting anything out of the Southampton and Leicester games which are both away.

If Brentford are up for it, Ivan Toney will rip Little and Large a new one
Liverpool will humiliate them.
If this happens as I think any confidence could vanish and this lot could become a lot worse than their not very good parts.

Dear Father please hear my prayer. Amen.
I can't quite bring myself to want the dippers to thrash them.
A 0-0 will do or a dubious 1-0 win to the dippers as 2nd choice.
 
They are basically AC Milan
A decadent old whore/Baby Jane type who refuses to accept time has moved on
Like Milan they might have one last freakish death rattle left in them l, like Serie A last season, but only delaying the inevitable
I assume you are familiar with decadent old whores. Do tell.
 
Rashfords pr management have to keep him in the media in a positive way so link him to a top team in Europe and throw in Replacing Messi!

Probably end up at Villa or Everton on a free or score 10 goals this season media go in overhype mode Rags give him a new 5 year contract!
 
I can't quite bring myself to want the dippers to thrash them.
A 0-0 will do or a dubious 1-0 win to the dippers as 2nd choice.
A hiding v Brentford, hopefully.
Then they might look deep into their souls, find some pride and squeeze out a miraculous draw v Liverpool (thus doing us a favour).
Cue lots ot talk about turning corners, DNA and the spirit of 1958...
What I'm saying is let the hope kill them for another week before they return to their shite level.
 
Well let's just hope God isn't listening.
But God isn't their religion so he wont help the blaspheming pagan cunts...... they are a religion to themselves.

And look how that's going for them.
They should go to Stonehenge,dance naked around a fire, sacrifice some chickens,beat a few drums,have a hearty brekky washed down with shroom tea..and forget they ever existed.
 

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Well, this demonstrates that they have not lost all touch with reality, unlike LFC fans.

Liverpool must be huge favourites to beat them, the only question is by how many.

It's interesting though that Rag fans are already in the panic/revolt stage after one game. Did they really think that a new manager could work miracles overnight? Even Pep or Klopp would struggle with the dross they've got, and the new signings are, to put it generously, unimaginative.

They need to be patient and pray to God that they aren't relegated.
That's true. They are only saying what we and everyone else thinks - Liverpool are big favourites to beat them in a few weeks and it has the potential to get ugly for United.

To be fair to United fans I don't think they did expect miracles from the new manager. The panic / revolt isn't down to the what Ten Hag has or hasn't done (with maybe the exception of the abortive pursuit of Arnautovic). At least as I see it, they are panicking because the top management of the footballing side of the club (the stuff a DoF should be responsible for) is really, really bad. And to be honest, they are right to panic and revolt. It's only the same as what we are saying here. Of course - as is always the case in these situations - there are some fans who blame the manager, some who blame the players, some who blame top management and the owners, and a mix of all those, and this leads to arguments and a nasty atmosphere, just like it did when we were shit.

None of that makes for a good environment for a new coach to come in and carry out a thorough rebuild of what is a poor, unbalanced, overpaid squad with a bad dressing room and loads of egos. So Ten Hag is in a tremendously difficult position and a bit like the Liverpool game, things could get real ugly, real quick. I wouldn't be that surprised if he doesn't last out the season. (And I hope he doesn't because I actually think he's a good coach.)

It's great!

Oh, one extra point. It always makes me chuckle when I see rags saying they should sell this or that player (Rashford, Ronaldo, Maguire, whoever). Like, who is buying these players? They are serial underperformers on massive wages. You're going to have to pay to get rid of them, not the other way around! Some of them still don't get this ...it's not the 2000s now, when the likes of Sunderland would pay good money for your crappy cast offs just because they had that magic United fairy dust.
 
But God isn't their religion so he wont help the blaspheming pagan cunts...... they are a religion to themselves.

And look how that's going for them.
They should go to Stonehenge,dance naked around a fire, sacrifice some chickens,beat a few drums,have a hearty brekky washed down with shroom tea..and forget they ever existed.
Always up for some shroom tea and a hairy woman
 
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