Songs that tòok the piss

[Spurs quarter 69]

Very politically incorrect nowadays. The song for Park Ji-Sung was very amusing to an immature lad like me at the time.

Was very funny when rags sang it against the scousers, are version involving John O'Shea was priceless.

 

[moh]

I'm not sure it was particularly PC at the time either! But it was a funny one still.

Didn't we have one for Fernando Torres about being Liverpool's lady boy to the same tune as the Carlos Tevez "you'll never shag a sexy bird" one?

Something about being at Albert Dock and having tits and having a cock?!

He wears a frock he loves the cock he hawks his arse on Albert Dock

That one?

 

[geoff hammond]

Posnan away - the Poles sang a very loud song that the whole ground joined in.

When they finished we replied with

"Fuck off back to England
Fuck off back to England
Na Na Na Na"

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Loved the Herman Munster one.

Can anyone remember which player it was about?…

He used to be a dirty red Tevez, Tevez

But now he is a blue instead Tevez, Tevez

We're sorry for the things we said like you've got a Herman Muster head

Carlos Tevez fucking hates Man U

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Hulk

"Your not incredible, your not incredible..."

 

[Barcon]

Hulk

"Your not incredible, your not incredible..."

"Reported".

 

[stan bowles]

What was the EARLIEST piss taking song though ?
Anything earlier than ?:

"Georgie Best
Superstar
Looks like a woman
And he wears a bra..."

 

[AliBobbyJ]

What was the EARLIEST piss taking song though ?

There was the gentle "Oh, my, what a referee!"
from a long ago time.

 

[mat]

What was the EARLIEST piss taking song though ?
Anything earlier than ?:

"Georgie Best
Superstar
Looks like a woman
And he wears a bra..."

I always liked the would you like another Stella song.

 

[Barcon]

What was the EARLIEST piss taking song though ?
Anything earlier than ?:

"Georgie Best
Superstar
Looks like a woman
And he wears a bra..."

Tiptoe through the Stratford, with your handbags and your water pistols

 

[normskih]

Wasn’t it the Kippax who sang ‘does your missus know you’re here?’ to Peter Shilton a few days after he was literally caught with his pants down in the car of a lady who wasn’t Mrs Shilton?
Took off nationwide for a couple of years after iirc

I remember that:)

 

[Kippaxpete]

Seem to remember one of the games where arsenal were out of sight after 30 mins, we 'swapped' songs with their away fans, singing a couple of each others songs. That was in the days when we posed no threat so their fans used to phone in to 606 to say they liked us, wasn't too long after that the soft twats were seeing their arses about us though was it.

Was that the one at Maine Road when we were trailing three nil at half-time? In true City style, we just thought fuck it and spent the remainder of the game doing the conga and singing 'Let's all have a party'. Strangely, the bastards didn't score again.

 

[BrianW]

I remember going to Sheffield United (the early 70s I think.) We were lined up at the side of Piccadilly Station waiting for the special - there was a sort of side entrance back then - and the lads were singing a very non-PC song about Willy Morgan 'bumming Best.'

The world has moved on so much. That would not be tolerated now, and, of course, quite rightly.

 

[jrb]

Long story short.
Played Birmingham City at home.
2 big Birmingham lads stood together and on their own close to 111.
Usual banter.(111 and 110 was City’s unofficial singing section at the time)
Somebody starts…….
”Pie in his pocket, he’s got a pie in his pocket…..
Everyone joins in and it went on and on.(laughter)
At first the 2 big Birmingham lads were laughing it off, like we’d all do.
The somebody starts…..
”Have you ever seen a salad have you f*ck….
Everyone joins in and it went on and on.(laughter)
The 2 big Birmingham lads start getting arsey and the novelty starts waring off.
Then somebody starts……
“Have you ever seen your d*ck, have you f*ck…..
That was it, the 2 big Birmingham lads started giving it some, the stewards came over to try and calm them down.
In the mean time 111,110, and 109 were cheering, laughing and taking the piss.
Brilliant.

After that it sorted carried on with Burnley and other away fans
“Have you seen a colour tele have you f*ck….
Have you seen an inside toilet have you f*ck
Harmless banter which was a good laugh while it lasted for quite a few home games.

 

[threespires]

Was that the one at Maine Road when we were trailing three nil at half-time? In true City style, we just thought fuck it and spent the remainder of the game doing the conga and singing 'Let's all have a party'. Strangely, the bastards didn't score again.

Happened to us more than once I think!

I reckon the one I'm thinking of was the last season at Maine Rd where they scored 4 within the first 20 mins or so. We 'drew' the second half 1-1 if I remember rightly.

I think the one you are referring to might have been a couple of years earlier. Can't remember if it was 3 or 4 but yes all scored in the first half.

As good as we were at entertaining ourselves when it all went tits up, I"d like to think we won't be going back to those days anytime soon.

 

[Blueknows]

Away at Sheff u they sang "we hate Wednesday "
We replied " we hate Saturdays "

 

[Blueknows]

I remember that:)

Me too and the next time he played at maine road "Shilton where's you're wife " he turned round to the platt lane and shrugged his shoulders

 

[supercity88]

Feed the scousers always goes down well.

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

David Seaman ran up to the North Stand( Maine Rd) which sang "where were you when Koeman scored". He cocked up for England against Holland away. Fair play to him he was pissing himself laughing.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

What was the EARLIEST piss taking song though ?
Anything earlier than ?:

"Georgie Best
Superstar
Looks like a woman
And he wears a bra..."

"Wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra" were what we sang, pal.