Alan Harper's Tash
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Only meant to make you both smile.You daft pair. :-)
You FOCs. :-)
Only meant to make you both smile.You daft pair. :-)
And it made me smile. Thank you :-)Only meant to make you both smile.
You FOCs. :-)
Well done lovely xxMorphine and codine for me is working. It was a 3 hour operation so I assume they did a bit of hacking around.
Shoulder replacement fitted got a leg brace finally sending me back to the home this afternoon so I’ll see the game :-)Well done lovely xx
Take care mate, every day a step closer to going home.Finally back in the care home, that’s been a long 4 days
One leg and a bionic shoulder? Should we be expecting something like this from you in the near future then?
First couple of steps today using a crutch xWell done lovely xx
Don't worry dickhead, you'll have the minesweeper boot in about 3 or 4 weeks and you'll be far more mobile then.First couple of steps today using a crutch x
Crutch in my right arm with a broken left leg takes a bit of getting used to.Don't worry dickhead, you'll have the minesweeper boot in about 3 or 4 weeks and you'll be far more mobile then.
Well as long as I don't come over and NDJ you anyway :)
You're lucky, I'm fairly pacifist in this time and era. Unless you're Russian. Want a fucking go at those fascist murdering raping cunts.
Weight on the crutch with the left leg, weight on the right side on the next step.Crutch in my right arm with a broken left leg takes a bit of getting used to.
I can walk about 20 yards with the clutch now, letting me out a bit tomorrow so Wilmslow for lunch in the wheelchair, I’ll be like Andy in little Britain ;-) thanks to BMR and MCvStoke for popping in this afternoon cheered me up.Weight on the crutch with the left leg, weight on the right side on the next step.
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Imagine how far you’ll be able to walk when you can get yourself into gear.I can walk about 20 yards with the clutch now, letting me out a bit tomorrow so Wilmslow for lunch in the wheelchair, I’ll be like Andy in little Britain ;-) thanks to BMR and MCvStoke for popping in this afternoon cheered me up.
Bloody autocorrectImagine how far you’ll be able to walk when you can get yourself into gear.
You looked a lot better today than when i first saw you mate. Keep your spirit up, you'll soon be out.I can walk about 20 yards with the clutch now, letting me out a bit tomorrow so Wilmslow for lunch in the wheelchair, I’ll be like Andy in little Britain ;-) thanks to BMR and MCvStoke for popping in this afternoon cheered me up.
They’ve got a hairdresser in the home, think I’ll be giving that a miss, probably end up with a fucking blue rinse :-)Went to the barbers yesterday, the guy was a lunatic....it was like a scene from a charity event, I've not had too much on top for a few years but one movement with his trimmer and I had a stripe of scalp.
I've now got shorter hair than I've ever had and stubble on the top....fucking lunatic he was.
Still I had the last laugh as he charged me OAP rate.....fucking lunatic.