Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[aguero93:20]

Is she high maintenance then?

She's probably the better finisher of the two

 

[shevtheblue]

I do think Gakpo will do well at Liverpool, he is the same profile of attacker they go for. Jota, Diaz, Salah, Mane, all similar kind of profile to Gakpo. It is laughable though that they still complain about their owners, they're actually only in the position of competing because of how their owners have run the club. Make good sales, re-invest that into players that are decent value while also spending high in areas you need to. They've needed to invest in midfield for ages, not the owners fault that the money has instead been targeted on forward players exclusively.

 

[give it to gordon]

Thanks to the Dippers for one thing. I’ve just remembered to check when to put the bins out.

Must admit my local paper confused me the other day with the headline, than I read brave !

 

[Kippax77]

It's a testament to how confident they are about making top 4 and CL qualification, with their current squad. Blow 45m to ensure 4th.

Probably had it writing from the Premier league that the motion for a top 4 finish as been passed

 

[JRockBlues]

£125M on Nunez and Gakpo.

We paid £65M on Haaland and Alvarez but according to Bingo they can't compete with us

"But everyone knows that the true cost of the Haaland deal is £200m+" is the most commonly used retort when I put this to them. Absolutely deluded.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Must admit my local paper confused me the other day with the headline, than I read brave !

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Love it.
They’ve probably got a lot of “lifelong “ fans there to be fair.

 

[ysmsa]

Apparently we only signed Phillips to get goodwill and reflected glory from England fans. According to the deeply weird cunts

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“Must be nice to be able to lash £45m on shit you don’t need”
What, like Naby Keita
Or this Gakpo who they’re about to sign?
As for ‘don’t need’ it’s almost as if multiple champion Fernandinho didn’t retire and need replacing to back up our only other defensive midfielder.
Different breed altogether. Delusion and mental gymnastics is off the scale

Or a planning application to get around FFP

 

[ysmsa]

I would have accepted “hearts & minds” whatever the fuck that means ;)

It means your fans were involved in numerous tragedies so you are forever forgiven, or sommat like that.

 

[give it to gordon]

Love it.
They’ve probably got a lot of “lifelong “ fans there to be fair.

Loads of dippers and rags here ! But finding them depends on results ;)

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

No one can twist things quite like a Liverpool fan

No twist there. Nunez is so much fun, its like watching Mr. Bean play football.

 

[Protein Junkie]

No twist there. Nunez is so much fun, its like watching Mr. Bean play football.

Lol apparently he is improving all the time so how gash was he when they bought him ?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Melwood reveals new revolutionary hi- tech training equipment

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Unfortunately Gakpo seems a very good signing who will thrive under Klopp

Also can't see then finishing outside the top 4 this season

A top midfielder in the summer and they'll be right up our arse again next year

Let's wait and see. I think Gakpo is at the same level as Jota, Diaz, and Nunez...and that's not an elite level.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

It is not the role of the modern striker to score goals. Nay, nought so crass as a vulgar strike and score, your modern striker must glide across the pitch, drag the opposition out of position, and by necessity instill a sense of false hope in his opponent by swapping the banjo for a cello, the cow for an elephant, and celebrating that dragged shot with the definite belief that your deception has created the match winning opportunity for your teammate.

In years to come we'll finally realise his genius and hold him in such high esteem as Bosco Balaban, Stan Collymore and Candy Arroll.

Yes, I'm afraid he does what he does far better than Lee Bradbury ever could.

 

[aguero93:20]

No twist there. Nunez is so much fun, its like watching Mr. Bean play football.

Mr. Bean and Mr. Blobby's lovechild.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Dippers spending €100m to replace Roberto FirmiNO goals with Darwin Lukakunez, is so much fun.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

She's probably the better finisher of the two

Why, does she get into some good positions?

 

[handsofstone]

Let's wait and see. I think Gakpo is at the same level as Jota, Diaz, and Nunez...and that's not an elite level.

Disagree on Diaz, he single handedly wins them points when they are in trouble

And Nunez is chaotic, he may not be world class but he keeps defenders occupied and opens up space....if he learns how to finish (hes fucking shite) he could be a proper player for them

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Disagree on Diaz, he single handedly wins them points when they are in trouble

And Nunez is chaotic, he may not be world class but he keeps defenders occupied and opens up space....if he learns how to finish (hes fucking shite) he could be a proper player for them

I think all three are all headless chickens with no awareness of what is happening elsewhere on the pitch. They are fast and chaotic but nowhere near good enough to sustain success for LFC. Mane is streets ahead of any of them. All three of them will have their moments no doubt.

 

[mac]

Unfortunately Gakpo seems a very good signing who will thrive under Klopp

Also can't see then finishing outside the top 4 this season

A top midfielder in the summer and they'll be right up our arse again next year

Are we not going to add . Their defence is getting worse.Their midfielders all need replacing.