Stupid little things that bug you

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

A little ****?

Is that the same as a tight one ?

 

[kaz7]

I nearly choked to death on a crisp today , fucking things

 

[Stephen230]

"Projects"

Used to mean work given to you at school that was done over a period of time at home , now it's a buzz word used by one and all, but mainly huge conglomerates intent on world domination.

Thought it was where poor people in America live?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Thought it was where poor people in America live?

 

[idahoblues]

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Workshop and curating

Fucking ‘curating’!

A word never used anywhere years ago, now every **** is curating something. Radio 6 Music is so far up its own arse these days that I’ve stopped listening to it because they’re always using the word ‘curating’.

Fuck off!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Same with anyone who uses the phrase, ‘apropos of nothing’ or even worse, ‘apropos of not much’.

Fucking sling it!

 

[laserblue]

I nearly choked to death on a crisp today , fucking things

Like this one?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

People who abbreviate football competitions to make them sound more American.

‘UCL’ ‘EPL’.

Get to fuck you fucking cunts.

 

[kaz7]

Like this one?

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I was inhaling several bags so my own fault lol, scary being on your own and choking

 

[Protein Junkie]

People who abbreviate football competitions to make them sound more American.

‘UCL’ ‘EPL’.

Get to fuck you fucking cunts.

Totally agree with JMB :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The way they print ' Best Seller ' on the cover of a book. How do they know it's a best seller before it's even gone on the shelves. And....what do they therefore do if turns out not to be a best seller ??

 

[kaz7]

Presenters to actors /singers , "did you know this would turn out to be so big when you started the project" arrgghh

 

[Deepest Blue]

Numpties on trains and trams who continually press the button that opens the doors before the transport has stopped.
If the door happens to fly open they and others nearby are in danger of falling out and if it doesn't open then what's the f*cking point of pressing it in the first place?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Numpties on trains and trams who continually press the button that opens the doors before the transport has stopped.
If the door happens to fly open they and others nearby are in danger of falling out and if it doesn't open then what's the f*cking point of pressing it in the first place?

They must be the same people who try to get on a train before the onboard passengers have had a chance to exit.

 

[Deepest Blue]

They must be the same people who try to get on a train before the onboard passengers have had a chance to exit.

Yeah. I plead guilty to just dropping my shoulder and walking through those twats!

 

[Bluemoon115]

Yeah. I plead guilty to just dropping my shoulder and walking through those twats!

These people are fair game for being thrown onto the tracks IMO.

Rude and stupid. The gene pool can do without.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Numpties on trains and trams who continually press the button that opens the doors before the transport has stopped.
If the door happens to fly open they and others nearby are in danger of falling out and if it doesn't open then what's the f*cking point of pressing it in the first place?

Likewise the fuckwits at pedestrian crossings who repeatedly press the button even if it’s already been pressed.

The lights wont change any quicker, dickwad.

 

[Double R]

The way they print ' Best Seller ' on the cover of a book. How do they know it's a best seller before it's even gone on the shelves. And....what do they therefore do if turns out not to be a best seller ??

Also, pick up any new horror book and it will have a Stephen King testimonial on the back. He must be getting payed a fortune for all these short paragraphs.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Numpties on trains and trams who continually press the button that opens the doors before the transport has stopped.
If the door happens to fly open they and others nearby are in danger of falling out and if it doesn't open then what's the f*cking point of pressing it in the first place?

If the door should open the train will come to a stand.