Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

She looked stunning last night when I picked her up.

 

[blue44]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

She looked stunning last night when I picked her up.
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That shopping bag just doesn't go...

 

[blue44]

That shopping bag just doesn't go...

she's just leaving now,she said its her " fanny bag "
;-)

 

[sir baconface]

She looked stunning last night when I picked her up.
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What’s the problem?

 

[Big Swifty]

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"Beating off"? What kind of Yank expression is that? Or is it England circa 1938?

 

[Dicko69]

 

[blue44]

"Beating off"? What kind of Yank expression is that? Or is it England circa 1938?

just asked me dad if they said "beating off " back in 38 for a crafty 5 finger shuffle and
he told me to " fuck off you wanker "

 

[bonespost]

 

[bluebc]

 

[ray21]

Look at the address.

 

[KS55]

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Look at the address.

A fine hack?

 

[Big Swifty]

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"Boss......the plane, the plane!"

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[Grassland Blue]

A fine hack?

I walked past there recently.
Didn't loiter....

 

[BackofJeanette]