Joke thread

[Mr Fraser]

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Which reminds the manager at the butcher's sacked the head butcher cos he kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer. When asked what happened to the baconslicer he said I sacked her an all

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Which reminds the manager at the butcher's sacked the head butcher cos he kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer. When asked what happened to the baconslicer he said I sacked her an all

Hi Peter, how's the tour going?

 

[blue44]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The inventor of the funnel has sadly died… Tributes are pouring in!

 

[Uwe Already]

I met my wife in Paris - I said “what the fuck are you doing here!”

 

[Uwe Already]

Les Dawson classic: I ran over my mother in law yesterday, I could have gone around her but I didn’t have enough petrol…

 

[Longballutd]

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The child makes that seriously weird

 

[blue44]

the perfect remedy for cracks and holes !

 

[blue44]

 

[bluetonium]

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the perfect remedy for cracks and holes !

So the guy in all those movies WAS a real builder? Huh, I guess we have to reclassify them as documentaries.

 

[East Level 2]

Which reminds the manager at the butcher's sacked the head butcher cos he kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer. When asked what happened to the baconslicer he said I sacked her an all

A joke so old it was first told when Spurs were league champions.

 

[KS55]

A joke so old it was first told when Spurs were league champions.

The oldies are the best. There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman….

 

[Bill Walker]

A guy is checking in at the airport, his ticket says his flying to Sydney, he says to the check-in girl I'm going to Sydney but I want my case delivered to Melbourne, the girl instantly says I'm sorry sir we can't do that your baggage has to go wherever you go, the guy says that's funny you did it last week.

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluebc]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I was watching the Ladies golf on TV last night.
Same old story, crap at driving, brilliant with an iron.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Which reminds the manager at the butcher's sacked the head butcher cos he kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer. When asked what happened to the baconslicer he said I sacked her an all

"Warning sign in a butchers shop, "Please do not stand too close to the bacon slicer, we are getting behind with our orders".

 

[blue44]