Joke thread

[MelbourneBlue]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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That groups name always reminds me of the old yarkshire man on holiday asking his neighbours if they have any Bisto. ( B.Manning 1982)

 

[Mid Wales blue]

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common?

They can both smell it but they aren't allowed to taste it.

I thought it would be,
They’ve both had their hand all over the wife’s delivery box.

 

[snorky]

I thought it would be,
They’ve both had their hand all over the wife’s delivery box.

I thought

They both get the chance to nibble on a cheesy stuffed crust.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I thought

They both get the chance to nibble on a cheesy stuffed crust.

Thought he wanted to Nduja up the arse

 

[sir baconface]

I thought

They both get the chance to nibble on a cheesy stuffed crust.

Nice. Is there a choice of topping?

 

[snorky]

Nice. Is there a choice of topping?

I would suggest the seafood Sir.

 

[goalmole]

I remember a joke my parents used to tell when I was little. I never understood it. But it goes back a very long way. This is it:

Two women gossiping:
"Ee, my husband polished off half a bottle of whisky last night"
"Were it neat?"
"Nay, it were broad daylight"

As I say, I was only little and it was ages ago.....

Better than the usual standard on this thread

 

[Uwe Already]

I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a screwdriver. Turned a few heads

 

[ray21]

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[mrcunny]

 

[SCEtoAUX]

They say that the mobile phone is a modern invention but it certainly is not. Indeed, history records that King Harold lost his charger at the Battle of Hastings.

 

[Big Swifty]

Better than the usual standard on this thread

Thank you .

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Luckily the BBC has found someone to present MOTD tonight :-)

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Haha :-)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

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How come MOTD have invited Gernacho on as a guest?

 

[mrcunny]

How come MOTD have invited Gernacho on as a guest?

Hes a football expert..

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[MCFC Wirral]

2 scousers go to Amsterdam on holiday. They go to a brothel and ask if they have got a fat ginger bird with no teeth, a heroin habit and a minge like a vandalised bus seat. The Madam says, "You boys are kinky." They reply, "Not really, we're just looking for our Mum!