one cheese, one drink and one album

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Why eat cheese if you have all the others on the ship just there, drowned and about to feed you?

Just asking as, history shows in such situations people have turned to canabalism quite quickly.

secondly, a wind up gramaphone would take effort to sustain any vinylv LP and a diet of che esec and drink/alcohol would leavev you too weakened to do it with any sustainability so within a short time you would more.likely sucumb to frustration/deprwssion, smash the vinyl and slit your own throat/wrist rather than suffer the pain

The question is rather cruel imho
 
urban genie said:
Why eat cheese if you have all the others on the ship just there, drowned and about to feed you?

Just asking as, history shows in such situations people have turned to canabalism quite quickly.

secondly, a wind up gramaphone would take effort to sustain any vinylv LP and a diet of che esec and drink/alcohol would leavev you too weakened to do it with any sustainability so within a short time you would more.likely sucumb to frustration/deprwssion, smash the vinyl and slit your own throat/wrist rather than suffer the pain

The question is rather cruel imho
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Ffs UG, you're not a team player
 
Olomoucké tvarůžky
Vintage Barolo or Radegast Ratar (depending on temp of said island)
Smetana - Má Vlast
 
urban genie said:
Why eat cheese if you have all the others on the ship just there, drowned and about to feed you?

Just asking as, history shows in such situations people have turned to canabalism quite quickly.

secondly, a wind up gramaphone would take effort to sustain any vinylv LP and a diet of che esec and drink/alcohol would leavev you too weakened to do it with any sustainability so within a short time you would more.likely sucumb to frustration/deprwssion, smash the vinyl and slit your own throat/wrist rather than suffer the pain

The question is rather cruel imho
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i admit, i hadn't considered butchering and eating dead people instead of simply eating plentiful amounts of one's favourite cheese.

may i ask...
who would you start eating first of all?
your companions on the voyage?
your dead parents, your dead wife, dead siblings, your dearest dead friends?
or, to begin with, would you eat people you didn't really get on with?
you know, get them out of the way, start by eating people you dislike?
is that how you'd decide?
 
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Bottle of Amarone, Shropshire blue, but agreed on Shostakovich’s fifth. Didn’t think I’d see someone beat me to that!
 
Thornby Moor - Tovey ( are there any crackers?)
Any Leffe beer by day , premium spirits by night
Now then.. gramophone records.. umm needs to be relaxing
Carpenters greatest hits.
 
Mature cheddar - great for cooking. Goes very well with roasted cannibalised thigh, apparently.
Black Sheep - as above, to be added to shipmate stew as well as quaffed.
Delicate Sound of Thunder - blasting that over the island would be magnificent.
 
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