Most annoying football cliche?

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Top top.
Hes a top top player. Theyre a top top team etc.

There is only one top of anything. Everest doesnt have a top top, nor did this bottle of Heineken Ive just opened

 

[SebastianBlue]

“Tuchel has Guardiola’s number.”

 

[WestGorton]

For those watching in black and white the away team is in red.

 

[the_tevez_wiggle]

"If that was on target its contender for goal of the season." Even when they swing a leg and miss the ball completely or it goes 15 yards over or wide.
"Score could of been a lot worse if it wasn't for the keeper." Even if the keeper doesn't make a great save, every shot has gone directly at him they still say it!!! Like you're cheating because you have a goalkeeper with 2 arms and 2 eyes. Sends me insane, well both of them.

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

When they say the liverpools, the arsenals, the man Uniteds of this world. There is only one of them so fuck off with your plurals. Merson does this every time the coked up whopper

 

[Crouchinho]

When they refer to a player as unplayable. Overused horse shit. Does that mean they can't play?

My Now That's What I Call Music 23 cassette tape which tore to shreds is in fact unplayable

 

[tregyblue61]

"Could have gone anywhere"

 

[Username Required]

the Xs the Ys the Zs

e.g. the Brightons, the Wolverhamptons, the West Hams

 

[Norman kneejerk]

They gave 110 % effort but we gave a little bit more .

 

[yeseye]

“Tuchel has Guardiola’s number.”

 

[West Yorks Owl]

"Back where we belong"

Every club in the football pyramid is where it belongs because previous results dictate that, not history

 

[manclad]

It's a game of two halves.

Saint !!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The coach touched me there

 

[Bigga]

Top top.
Hes a top top player. Theyre a top top team etc.

There is only one top of anything. Everest doesnt have a top top, nor did this bottle of Heineken Ive just opened

I was about to post this one.

I'm sure it was Old Man Redknapp that started this shit, but it could have easily been Scouse tw@ Gerrard.

The vocabulary IQ is small for either one of them!

It was everywhere at one point but, thankfully, hardly heard these days!

 

[Koniec]

We are premier league.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

He does ever so well

On the edge of offside..... offside, then.

Back of the net

Or a post being referred to as "a stick"

Tactical foul (aren't most fouls tactical?)

Sportswashing

Jamie Redknapp......just a walking cliché

 

[andthesunshineband]

I think they'll win, I really do.

 

[Manc baggie]

When the commentator says ‘he drops the shoulder’ utterly meaningless drivel.

 

[Time will pass me by]

Bernardo Silva has a low centre of gravity. What the fuck does this mean? Has he got very heavy feet and a saggy arse? Hightest commentators.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

The Class of 92