United Thread - 2022/23

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Big Swifty said:
Tell me that's a joke. Did someone actually say it was themist beautiful football she's ever seen?
I know they are deluded, but this goes beyond delusion to plain insanity.
I pity such a person.Has some prat given her air time?
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Swifty. Look closely at the room she broadcasts from. Its quite clearly in a secure unit with a list of medications on the whiteboard. Probably broadcasts from somewhere on Shutter Island.
 
Blue Maverick said:
I actually want to meet these cunts in the fa cup final to totally embarrass them in front of the world, although until we are 3 up my heart rate will be through the roof.
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If it is a Manc v Stretford final do what we should have done at the Etihad. Not lift our foot of their throat this time.

Be funny as fuck if we get there and score more than we did against Watford.
 
Gaudion M said:
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Honestly, as much as I enjoy Maguire's calamities because he always got undue credit over Stones for England and he plays for United, you have to say he's had some fucking awful luck recently. He makes a lot of mistakes, but he's also just a magnet for slapstick bad luck.

That OG could literally happen to anyone, no one can anticipate the opposition striker cannoning a header at you from 3ft, but it happens to him.
 
domalino said:
……..That OG could literally happen to anyone, no one can anticipate the opposition striker cannoning a header at you from 3ft, but it happens to him.
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Sorry mate, you’re wrong. I can’t think of one other defender in the PL with a similar slab head required to re-direct a ball like he did last night.
 
Bollo said:
Lovely mad wall-eyed Alice. I thought I’d give her a watch and she’s a comedy genius. Her description of the rags’ first half as the most beautiful football she’d ever seen while keeping a straight face was pure Cunk. She then says their first eleven could win the Prem, all they need is …. and then replaces half the team with players they don’t stand a chance of signing. Don’t ever change Alice.
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Someone has a crush on Alice
 
wolviedinho said:
Look stats aren’t how the rags judge a player over at the dump. He is judged on how the media portray him…Class player and united are so lucky to have him. Let’s just leave it at that -:)
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A lot of the rag fans think hes the best in the league. Its absolutely mental, but definitely pushed by the media. I will be shocked if hes not in team of the season. Which would be a disgrace.
 
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Bollo said:
Lovely mad wall-eyed Alice. I thought I’d give her a watch and she’s a comedy genius. Her description of the rags’ first half as the most beautiful football she’d ever seen while keeping a straight face was pure Cunk. She then says their first eleven could win the Prem, all they need is …. and then replaces half the team with players they don’t stand a chance of signing. Don’t ever change Alice.
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A good few years ago my highlight of the week was driving to work listening to Red Wednesday & the mix of expert panel of Roweta & Danny Webber. I think it was in the Mad Louis days & a bloke phoned saying they were a magnificent team, the transition is nearly complete & there was only the front 3 of Barca separating them, so only a Messi, Suarez & Neymar……….

Which one of you was it?
 
domalino said:
Honestly, as much as I enjoy Maguire's calamities because he always got undue credit over Stones for England and he plays for United, you have to say he's had some fucking awful luck recently. He makes a lot of mistakes, but he's also just a magnet for slapstick bad luck.

That OG could literally happen to anyone, no one can anticipate the opposition striker cannoning a header at you from 3ft, but it happens to him.
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It's not bad luck or coincidence
 
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