Match Thread | Man City vs West Ham (03/05/23)

[Blueknows]

Change your studs Julian unlucky

 

[happy]

Blow your whistle ref.

 

[deano ou812]

Fucking internet and fire stick was down for 5 mins ffs ..

 

[M Gaudino]

from f365 this week on a feature about improved players

When you compare Ake to other centre-backs in Europe’s top five leagues this season, he ranks top of the following statistics: passes completed, passes attempted, pass completion rate, total passing distance, progressive passing distance, passes completed, attempted, attempted rate (short and medium length), passes into the final third, live-ball passes, number of times dribbled past (this is a good thing, by the way), touches (defensive and midfield third), successful take-ons, passes received and times dispossessed.

 

[Metal Biker]

Nothing going right for Julian tonight, sadly.

 

[RobinHood]

Blow your whistle ref.

Ha ha.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

Fair to say my respect for West Ham has somewhat waned in recent times

 

[KingGeorge]

ONe more goal and this one is over

 

[Erling9]

the rats on sky sports commentary genuinely heartbroken by that ake goal

 

[roy.or.r]

Who scored for us?

 

[deano ou812]

Who scored for us?

Ake ..

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Who scored for us?

Ake.

 

[IcriedwhenTueartleft]

Bernie has not been at the races tonight so far

 

[Blueknows]

Nothing going right for Julian tonight, sadly.

Worked his socks off so far

 

[happy]

the rats on sky sports commentary genuinely heartbroken by that ake goal

City winning = No story
City losing = Big story

 

[KingGeorge]

Who scored for us?

Ake

 

[homerdog]

Clear pen!

 

[Aba452]

That Jim Beglin twat couldn't sound more miserable after that goal, must be a ****.

Sorry Blue, slight correction!

 

[Metal Biker]

I'm going to rip the eyeballs out of this ref's head and piss on his brain.

 

[Beanhead]

That is a pen.