Ten Hag sacked! (P 416)

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Fucking hell......Muttley, do something you snickering hound

 

[14aguero]

I am in prayer for him. Nothing else will save him, certainly not his football acumen. Please, the nameless divine being, watch over him.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Oh, no. He started to blame that he doesn't have enough money to spend to keep up with City and that he isn't in control of the money in the first place. Hopefully, the new owners will be more generous to him. A quarter of a billion clearly isn't enough.

They'd need to herd the squad onto the Japanese bullet train to keep up with us, and even then they'd soon be heading into he wrong direction...

 

[waspish]

Ten bob Fraud

 

[SebastianBlue]

We need to step up our campaign, lads and lasses — there is a very real danger we’ll lose Ben Had at the end of the season.

 

[1961_vintage]

He will be in trouble next season. They play shit football and their squad is average at best.

Domestic cup double this season will see him right.

 

[Vienna_70]

Domestic cup double this season will see him right.

Don’t even joke about it!

I’m all for keeping a shit rags manager in place, but not at the expense of the only team in Manchester winning a trophy.

 

[Erling9]

I can see this ending badly, we need banners to make sure he stays in a job

 

[Asa's left peg]

We need a banner for the cup final - only to be unfurled at the end of the game if appropriate!

Maybe something short and sweet like 'King Eric'

 

[KentBlue]

I can see this ending badly, we need banners to make sure he stays in a job

Way too late. The damage is irrevocable. He is only a marginal improvement on Noddy and that's being nice.

The rags need success, they absolutely depend on it for the financial benefit it brings, of course they do. With us, and maybe one or two others, we can enjoy it when it comes. It's nice: the kudos, the money, the bragging rights and all the rest of it. But we don't to need to be successful in order to survive, like the rags do. They have become the epitome of a plastic club: a here-today-gone-tomorrow fanbase of Far Eastern nomads living in an uncertain world of poverty and war. The rags can (and do) exploit this market with club shop tat and propaganda bullshit that these poor, thick and gullible people will swallow in bucket loads.

Ensuring they get CL is absolutely paramount for them. It is a minimum requirement if they are to continue to exploit the market. Singapore, Thailand, Myanmar etc, the people there couldn't give a fuck about Nottingham Forest, Brentford and the rest - no glamour. No Hollywood-style headlines about the club's every move, no glossy 10X8's of a star player, no constant updates when the reserves 'B' team is in training.

This is the market-led club the rags have created for themselves, a multi-billion pound tax-evading empire that used to be a football club.

 

[halfcenturyup]

We need a banner for the cup final - only to be unfurled at the end of the game if appropriate!

Maybe something short and sweet like 'King Eric'

At least Laporte will be moved before he is ...... well, moved.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

But I heard on the radio he has improved them massively

 

[blue b4 the moon]

And relax, he'll be good until xmas now without any help from us.

 

[TinFoilHat]

We need to step up our campaign, lads and lasses — there is a very real danger we’ll lose Ben Had at the end of the season.

When Real Madrid come sniffing you aren't gonna turn them down.

Van Der Beek his first signing...

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

We need a banner for the cup final - only to be unfurled at the end of the game if appropriate!

Maybe something short and sweet like 'King Eric'

No really getting you with that one mate

 

[Asa's left peg]

No really getting you with that one mate

Sorry pal. KIng Eric being Eric Ten Haag not Cantona. Good job I don't do the banners for 1894 group.

 

[gill_undrhill]

The biggest worry I have with EtH is that if the ownership issue drags on (hampering his transfer targets) he might walk away. We need to stop this because he is not all that.

Hopefully it all proceeds smoothly and he gets £120 million to waste on Harry Kane who is the archetypal United transfer - see also CR7, Falcoa, Michael Owen, and the one I would most compare Kane to: Ibrahimovic.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Kane to the rags is a very weird sideways move. Maybe it really is that bad at Tottenham that he wants to just go literally anywhere just to be away from them.

Pretty funny really.

 

[Blue Til Death]

The rags are fuckin lucky the rest of the so called big teams took a sabbatical this season, the way they play, they would have struggled to get to 7 in any other regular season …! They really do play some utter tripe …!

 

[14aguero]

Congratulations. 75 points. What an achievement. He spent a quarter of a billion to return back to the height of Ole's reign. He deserves a contract extension and a parking spot of his choice.