Pleased for a Hammers ⚒ neighbor who's actually gone out there for the piss-up n had no chance of getting in match, the soppy twat, hope he, plus 25 thousand of his mates, make it back in time for their bus parade over in East London, tonight.
Alternative Route:
1. Starting at The Denmark, with a few jars to get in the mood.
2. Stop by that there Bobby Moore n Co statue, for some Jellied Eels from Beale's cafe near The Boleyn boozer.
3. More jars in the car park of the old Brit, Plaistow.
4. Massive u-turn towards South Bermondsey via London Bridge, just for a laff.
5. Depart from south of the river via the Old Kent Road, Elephant, then Waterloo Bridge n proceed north to Holloway Road.
6. Turning right into n up Seven Sisters Road, then left, proceeding through the High Road.
7. Down the 406, proceeding through Walthamstow n Leyton, finishes with event front of Stratford Town Hall.
