City Victory Parade - 2022/23

Magically finished work early and waiting to check in to my hotel at 3pm. Not sure where to head for the first pint!
 
It's that hot rain would be a blessing as long as the trophies don't get rusty. I saw the big beauty as they left the airport yesterday. My mates kid thought it was full of honey . I am struggling to understand why their is rags around town in rag shirts. It would be the last place on earth I would want to be if them muppits did it again.
Luckily you'll not get the chance to find out.
As they wont
 
Heading over from Liverpool now, seen more City fans (4) on this train than in all my 7yrs in this shithole
 
Let’s open the books for parade betting:

1) First player to drop a trophy

2) Number of times Jack almost falls off the bus

3) Number of times Rodri saves Jack from falling off the bus

4) First player to lift “Fergie RIP” sign

5) Most cans/bottles downed by a player whilst on route to the stage

6) First player to catch a bra from the crowd

7) Minute of the journey Pep lights a cigar

8) Does Sergio appear on the bus

9) How many photos taken by rags at 09:00 this morning posted on Twitter with the caption “some parade, where is everyone #Emptihad #NoFans”

10) Do Haaland or Jack let their hair down

Place your bets now.
 
I am in St Peters Square, at work. Saw the stage being set up, roads being blocked off etc it’s absolutely roasting outside, lots of blues already milling about. Will probably mooch down to Deansgate, watch the buses pass then bugger off home. The big stage nonsense isnt for me.
 
Let’s open the books for parade betting:

1) First player to drop a trophy Jack Grealish

2) Number of times Jack almost falls off the bus 10

3) Number of times Rodri saves Jack from falling off the bus 6

4) First player to lift “Fergie RIP” sign Johnny Stones he hates United

5) Most cans/bottles downed by a player whilst on route to the stage Jack Grealish

6) First player to catch a bra from the crowd Jack Grealish

7) Minute of the journey Pep lights a cigar 3

8) Does Sergio appear on the bus yes at 93.20

9) How many photos taken by rags at 09:00 this morning posted on Twitter with the caption “some parade, where is everyone #Emptihad #NoFans” Too fucking many

10) Do Haaland or Jack let their hair down Jack wont have any hair left after falling from the bus

Place your bets now.
 

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