United Thread - 2023/24

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Old Amos said:
United have a history of going after players who are prominent in the media and over-priced, or past their best, or both. They also go for players that they think City are interested in, so I'm wondering about this new chap Hojlund: from Scandinavian parts, name sounds promising ....
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Hojlund, Hojlund, he's a red like his dad, a fat fucking twat with a bucket hat.
 
Burnage Burnsy said:
Just at Manchester airport off on my hollybobs and giddy rags everywhere in their new shirts full of the usual annual hope that they are back. All will be folded away on the bottom drawer by October as standard. Ugly cunts the lot of them. Not handsome bastards like us lot
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Don't tell The 1958 that.

They asked for a boycott of the new shirt.

The plastic rag fan base really listened and took that onboard didn't they.
 
Burnage Burnsy said:
Just at Manchester airport off on my hollybobs and giddy rags everywhere in their new shirts full of the usual annual hope that they are back. All will be folded away on the bottom drawer by October as standard. Ugly cunts the lot of them. Not handsome bastards like us lot
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Why are there rags in Manchester airport? Wouldn't be easier for them to fly out of Heathrow or Dublin?
 
r.soleofsalford said:
I feel another change in the rules coming.
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Already has, 90% of turnover max season coming on transfers and wages, 80% following year then set at 70% after that. Implemented by UEFA, influenced by the highest revenue earners for obvious reasons. City have already commented we are “relaxed” about the changes.
 
hammocity said:
Already has, 90% of turnover max season coming on transfers and wages, 80% following year then set at 70% after that. Implemented by UEFA, influenced by the highest revenue earners for obvious reasons. City have already commented we are “relaxed” about the changes.
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It doesn't matter what rule changes they make any more. We are now in the same position as the teams these rules were designed to protect. So any change will impact them/us the same.
 
Yesterday on the bus I was driving 1 of them got on in his zebra tracksuit. We got to Peterlee bus station and he asked me "what time do we get to Sunderland?". I had to tell him that the bus was actually going to Hartlepool and he had got on the bus on the wrong side of the road. It kept me amused all afternoon. They really are a special breed
 
Speaking of which, a rag has made an hour plus video of De Gea’s mistakes. It’s 104 minutes.

Why would you do that with your OWN goalie.
 
richardtheref said:
Yesterday on the bus I was driving 1 of them got on in his zebra tracksuit. We got to Peterlee bus station and he asked me "what time do we get to Sunderland?". I had to tell him that the bus was actually going to Hartlepool and he had got on the bus on the wrong side of the road. It kept me amused all afternoon. They really are a special breed
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These two were stood 25+ deep in all the City fans at Wembley tube heading back out to Wealdstone, then realised they were on the wrong platform.

Think they were just wrong 'uns personally.

Edit*** just noticed the sign behind them. Perfect.
 
We all know the Rag mantra which has existed the last ten years.
Wait until end of season, buy players who automatically become best in World. Get giddy for two months, buy new kit and proclaim it’s your year (TM- dippers).
Season starts reality bites.

Don’t say it :-)
 
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