Josko Gvardiol

[horlock_was_super]

I thought the carrier pigeon has been eaten?

RIP Speckled Jim

 

[chaddblue]

How do u arrive at that, surely they hold the power balance in this one and wouldn’t accept anything they r not willing to receive?

Gvardiol holds the power.. as all players do these days... seems in his mind he's already at city and he will be

 

[eyalluvitt]

I thought the carrier pigeon has been eaten?

Still in Weatherfield

 

[TheBlueCat]

i agree, yeah i know, i’m a fan but still. i think he’s stuck in a really awkward position now, instead of focusing solely on getting ready for the new season, be it in germany or england.
if the transfer fails he’ll be the laughing stock of the football world.

another if it fails thing: which club would win the pr war, cause ending up with the image of being the club that ruined a young player’s dreams would be a bad thing for leipzig when it comes to signing new talents.

to cryarse - new word for me so that’s useful

If it helps: cryarse is both a verb (to cryarse - be a weak/ pathetic version of oneself) and a noun (weak/ pathetic version of oneself or wet wipe/ fanny/ [I’m sure you get the picture] other insults are available for BM users). Many flappers here also fall into the cryarse category. Please feel free to DM me with any queries on Manchester colloquialisms. I don’t claim to be an expert but nearly 60 years in the City has taught me the odd phrase or two..

 

[Xhavenjoe]

How many fingers have you got?
What’s your definition of a ‘sister’?
Are your feet webbed?

Does a one legged duck swim around in circles?

 

[RayCTID]

Still in Weatherfield
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Lazy ****

 

[Willtaylor]

What are you on about?
You have trotted out the same line for about 4 weeks.
No need to get touchy, I was hoping you'd be mature and say this person I know or that person knows someone.
No need to have a hissy fit love

Mate get over yourself, like I'm going to tell anyone who I get my info off, stop crying over people giving info in good faith, don't believe it fair enough just move on and stop crying about it.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Does a one legged duck swim around in circles?

A very real conundrum of our times.
Does this one legged duck have a consciousness that appreciates maths?
If so would it choose to only swim in circles? One will never know?

Tommy Cooper got it right a one legged chicken/ duck ?

Bring me the one that won the fight!

 

[remember arthur mann]

My first love was Marina.
Was she Stingray or Thunderbirds.
My brother preferred Lady Penelope.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I don’t claim to be an expert but nearly 60 years in the City has taught me the odd phrase or two..

Are you
Suzi Dent
c/ o Countdown

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Mate, just stop.

The Transfer Forum. All Transfer Rumours, Gossip and Speculation.

Did it shock you when you got here to be confronted by what it says on the tin?

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

He reminds me of the scene out of Airplane where Leslie Nielsen pops his head into the cockpit and says 'good luck we're counting on you ' and still continues doing it when the.plane eventually lands.

This lad won't disclose his source as there is none.

“Still being told that…..” is classic bogus ITK speak!

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I've never seen a thread more in need of a football game.

Watch the England women tomorrow, lads, have a day off.

 

[foggy1974]

Does a one legged duck swim around in circles?

Clockwise or anticlockwise

 

[eyalluvitt]

He reminds me of the scene out of Airplane where Leslie Nielsen pops his head into the cockpit and says 'good luck we're counting on you ' and still continues doing it when the.plane eventually lands.

This lad won't disclose his source as there is none.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Clockwise or anticlockwise

I suppose it depends on whether its right footed or left footed.
If Pep was managing the duck, he'd probably end up on the wrong side of the pond but still end up as a Swan

 

[City Raider]

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

 

[Any1aBlue]

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I had an Austin Allegro - the stuff of nightmares. Hard to say which was the worst car ever made……

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

Clockwise or anticlockwise

I don’t think ducks are very wise about clocks.

 

[Any1aBlue]

If she had Troys eyebrows, she’d fit in on deansgate on a Saturday evening…….