Josko Gvardiol

[M16 citeh]

This thread needs locking until we sign him wtf am I reading about eating arse for haha

 

[super_city_si]

I like eating both tbf.

Both what? Arse and clits? Avocado and Cockles?

 

[RayCTID]

I know someone personally who does accounting for a forbes billionair’s wife . She has zero problem dropping 70-80 thousands on Armani clothings but alway ready to moan about price of a fucking organic avocado at whole foods .

Don't forget about taxes.

 

[Roy Munson]

I know someone personally who does accounting for a forbes billionair’s wife . She has zero problem dropping 70-80 thousands on Armani clothings but alway ready to moan about price of a fucking organic avocado at whole foods .

In fairness, I bought an avocado from Whole Foods last week and it cost $4!! Unbelievable. 99¢ at Target. Whole Foods can fuck themselves.

 

[citizen_maine]

Can someone summarize where we are with this please?

@Coatigan can get his butter cheaper if he goes down the road

 

[skillman]

Christ.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Christ.

He is at arsenal.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Eh?

You know what I meant...

Set as in concrete, or set as in jelly.

:-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

Don't forget about taxes.

The moon at night is big and bright

 

[Heath Park]

Love Avacado black pepper Lemon juice,on toast with 2 eggs.

Poached presumably?
Granary or white??

 

[flb]

Both what? Arse and clits? Avocado and Cockles?

Eat the cockles and drink the juice - works for me every single time.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Where exactly does Gvardiol slot into this treble winning defence? The narrative is that he could replace Laporte who is currently *looks down list* 5th choice.

He can play deep midfield too. Even allowing for the limitation of the highlights reels, some of the balls he can play through from deep midfield look astonishing. They just cut out the whole of both midfields, and find a striker free up front. Gundo could do it, and Rodri sometimes. Apparently we'd be getting a player who can play in several positions at a high level, and who is very, very young. If any of that's true, you can see the attraction.

 

[p.taker]

Both what? Arse and clits? Avocado and Cockles?

put me down for arse, clits, AND avacados

 

[Coatigan]

@Coatigan can get his butter cheaper if he goes down the road

I'm the real life equivalent of City ruining football.

 

[skillman]

He is at arsenal.

But does he lick arseholes?

 

[mosssideblue]

Where exactly does Gvardiol slot into this treble winning defence? The narrative is that he could replace Laporte who is currently *looks down list* 5th choice.

What narrative is that?

 

[xgorton]

Poached presumably?
Granary or white??

Poached with Seeded bread.

 

[Ardnaree]

What narrative is that?

In the media it says that "City need Gvardiol", especially if Laporte goes.

Would you put him ahead of Dias, Stones, Akanji or Ake? Based on last seasons form?

 

[St.Pauli support]

He played a full 60min (sic!) training match vs Ipswich (0-1) and seems to have fully recovered from his little groin 'procedure' early summer.

 

[blueblueblue2]

Where exactly does Gvardiol slot into this treble winning defence? The narrative is that he could replace Laporte who is currently *looks down list* 5th choice.

Has better on ball ability and passing than Ake, Dias, Akanji for starters. Because of that, he's likely able to invert like Stones does. I'm pretty sure they aren't dropping a world record fee on someone who's sitting on the bench like Laporte was last season.