United Thread - 2023/24

[Ardnaree]

Was my exact thought when I saw that, was it put out by the rags PR department as tribute to Smallthing ?

This still makes me laugh

 

[kurious oranj]

 

[paulchapo]

Ha ha raggies lost again 3-2.

 

[Shirley]

Looking forward to the headlines on bbc football from simple simon…

 

[blueju]

What the F***ing hell is that, what the F***ing hell is that !!!!View attachment 88063

Looks like an old tube of Pacers

 

[NZBlue]

What the F***ing hell is that, what the F***ing hell is that !!!!View attachment 88063

Looks like they forgot the gold :-)

 

[manimanc]

Sky sports usually have the rags friendly results front and centre. This one seems to be missing. Shock horror.

 

[citytill1die84]

Ha ha raggies lost again 3-2.

Playing out from the back cost them another goal.

 

[jrb]

Looking forward to the headlines on bbc football from simple simon…

Simple Simon has filed his last United match report from ‘Las Vegas’ on his licence fee paid jolly around America following United.

I wonder how much all the flights, hotel rooms, food, drink, car hire, spending money has cost the BBC licence fee payer? It all has to be accounted for by the BBC. It certainly should be.

It’s time for a freedom of information act about the cost of this jolly.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Simple Simon has filed his last United match report from ‘Las Vegas’ on his licence fee paid jolly around America following United.

I wonder how much all the flights, hotel rooms, food, drink, car hire, spending money has cost the BBC licence fee payer? It all has to be accounted for by the BBC. It certainly should be.

It’s time for a freedom of information act about the cost of this jolly.

I wouldn't exactly call it a 'jolly', not given the performances of the rags anyway.....

 

[hertsblue]

So basically their new keeper rants and shouts at defenders, wow, why have we never seen this before from a keeper in the history of football

 

[manimanc]

So basically their new keeper rants and shouts at defenders, wow, why have we never seen this before from a keeper in the history of football

And the way the media have talked up this keeper you'd think he invented passing out from the back.
Typical dick sucking of everything rags from the press.

 

[heslops barnet]

And the way the media have talked up this keeper you'd think he invented passing out from the back.
Typical dick sucking of everything rags from the press.

Shithouses, scum still shit, loving it……

 

[Bantamgaz]

And so it begins :) the deluded masses will tell you there back when.us in the real world know there fooking far from it ............... they had a decent season last term on others being so poor they ain't gonna get away with it again

 

[HumbledGooner]

Playing out from the back cost them another goal.

Ive said this all along. They have to many technically deficient players and are not comfortable playing out form the back. Even players like Casemiro, Mount, Bruno are direct players who are more comfortable on the counter, a steady build up fromt he back suits no one in that team. Not the midfield, not Rashford who is theier best attacking outlet.

Thier best chance is playing a more direct brand of football, trying to win the second ball high up the pitch. However this method is prone to giving the ball away. They scored 58 goals in the league last year which made them the 9th highest scorers in the league. There chance creation is limited due to their inability to recycle possession and probe teams.

The players they have, the players they recruited for, do not suit a team that should be playing out form the back. Ten Hag doesn't know if he is coming or going.

 

[manimanc]

A Las Vegas thriller.

Fuck me, it's hilarious.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Seeing as the rags have got money to burn, will the premier league be forcing the rags to bring the swamp up to the required standards. VAR screen for starts

No club in the country has VAR screens because screens aren't used for VAR. VAR is done in a studio in Staffordshire and nobody in any stadium gets to see anything that’s going on.

They are just glorified scoreboards.

 

[Sky Blue]

BBC Sport is a red shite fanzine. Utter wank.



Slimy Stone needs launching into oblivion.



Dion Dublin will predict them to win the League as per.



The cunts lost. All good.




Playing out from the back. Funny.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That's debatable. The "aa" functions as a single letter in Norwegian and Danish It is interchangeable with Swedish "å".

Erling’s surname is actually spelt, ‘Håland’.

Not sure why he puts a ‘aa’ on his shirts.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

And that WASN'T written by Slimy Stone? Just gives you an idea of how many sycophants there are at the BBC.

All of them.

Isn’t the head of BBC Sport at Media City an ex-United fanzine writer?