United Thread - 2023/24

[Manchester_lalala]

Well worth a trip over to the 'caf. They're buzzing til the games start.

In their prem prediction thread, a shit load of posters predicated that United will be champions. They will struggle for top 6.

 

[cheekybids]

I said to a rag neighbour of mine, for all the slagging off of DeGea he was an excellent shop stopper, while this new lad will be able to pass the ball out better from the back he will not stop some of the shots that DeGea would make. Kind of like robbing Peter to pay Paul.

To get the best out of the new keeper they need to upgrade their entire defence.

Do you mean shot stopper or shop lifter?

 

[remember arthur mann]

rags back on free pass with fouls apu.

 

[yeseye]

Don’t forget….

"It is no secret I have been a fan of this great club since I was a small boy," Hojlund said.

Poor Bastard!

 

[wolviedinho]

Flicked over and gash scored a worldie according to sky tv. Then came the replay and it showed a big deflection. Too soon to say united are back?

Absolute garbage club with ratty fans.

Fuck em

 

[yeseye]

Has the new Alan Smith started?

 

[cheekybids]

Love the way he gets tangled in the netting also. It’s aesthetically beautiful.

Scum!

 

[Working Man's Blues]

Another boyhood Utd fan realising his dream to play at Old Toilet what are the chances...

 

[IBlue]

Someone should have really looked at the calibre of defending and their inability to play 5 yard passes before signing a keeper that does that

 

[jimharri]

Lens clearly got the memo that was circulated at HT.

 

[Gray]

Another boyhood Utd fan realising his dream to play at Old Toilet what are the chances...

For half as much again as Erling, he will have to go some to score 50% more goals than Alfies lad managed last season.

 

[bluetonium]

It's almost as if they have a draft text ready for new arrivals to read, pre approved to appease the happy clappers. Shame they had to edit out the references to Giggs bedding and Greenwood pj's, although maybe they can restore that once the media forget the details.

Pound Shop Pep and now Home Bargains Haaland. Except they've spent more on knock offs than we did on the genuine article. Can't wait for them to become public enemy number one by October, when the title dream slips away, and the instruction goes to to get the zebra pants and 'Lacosta' shirts on. The 'nited way.

 

[Super-Barwuah]

Love the way he gets tangled in the netting also. It’s aesthetically beautiful.

Scum!

Gonna be fun watching him and utd fans calling for his head...won't take em long onana will be forced to play hoofball from what I've seen in this friendly

 

[remember arthur mann]

Most rags looked shagged out, apart from Rashford, who does fook all and cashemiro who was watching his implants.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Don’t forget….

"It is no secret I have been a fan of this great club since I was a small boy," Hojlund said.

Have the child protection people been round to his parents yet.

 

[blue for life]

Are they back?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Remember lads it's only a friendly and isn't relative.....those two can get much worse that that in a real game.

I've said before that keeper won't be in goals as No.1 towards the end of the season.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Turned another corner?

 

[jaseisblue]

Turned another corner?

More corners than a Dodecahedron

 

[wolviedinho]

Turned another corner?

You can do a lot with a turd…you can dress it up and mould it but its still a lump of turd:



United will never be back. It’s not because they don’t spend money, not because the don’t hire good coaches and it’s not because of the glazers.

Whisper it quietly… the real reason they won’t be back is because of little city. We have taken everything.

I don’t have the energy for them anymore. It’s Liverpool's year anyway -:)

Fuck the scum.