United Thread - 2023/24

[dennishasdoneit]

£72 million on a kid literally nobody had heard of a few months back. In the running for uniteds most overpaid transfer fee and that's a very very tough list to top. Embarrassing how much they've spent in thr last decade on absolute dross. Long may it continue.

A couple of years ago his value was 1.5M..
He must have scored over 50 goals a season since then to be worth £72 M ?

 

[Nellies left peg]

A couple of years ago his value was 1.5M..
He must have scored over 50 goals a season since then to be worth £72 M ?

Or the rags have had their pants pulled down again lol

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

There was at least 10k more than the attendance givern that night ,I was told to fold a£5 note up to look like a ticket and jump the turnstyle

Most packed in i've ever been on the Kippax that night, even more than derbies in the 70's, absolutely fuckin rammed.
What a few weeks that was, Anfield league cup semis, both Everton games in FA cup and Ipswich at Villa Park.
Think the lumber at Anfield is the worse i've ever seen, bindippers attacked our Salfotd Van Hire van, got a shock when 8 of us flew out the back and tuned the cunts!

 

[Cobwebcat]

 

[blue by birth]

Tbh @Falcao you are braver than your fellow braindeads coming on this forum after the utter debacle of your beloved club receiving fictional hype of pure fiction, which the BBC and other rag arselicking media whores spew about your rancid club.

But ffs do yourself, and especially this forum, a favour, and just slide back under the stone you lot hide under when the team fuck up.

Or to put it in more simplistic terms
Fuck off you rag ****

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Isn’t that the second time he’s been lobbed in preseason?

lobbing 50m is very impressive Onanism…

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Or to put it in more simplistic terms
Fuck off you rag ****

Succinct and to the point, sir . Well done

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Isn’t that the second time he’s been lobbed in preseason?

And they used to moan that De Gea never came off his line.

 

[blue by birth]

Succinct and to the point, sir . Well done

Thank you Colin

 

[Protein Junkie]

Wally with the brolly still part of the management team…….wtf?

Schhhhteve

 

[01cravend]

 

[malg]

From the BBC - desperate:

Ligue 1 champions Paris St-Germain were also reportedly interested in Hojlund as a potential replacement for France captain Kylian Mbappe, whose immediate future is unclear.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

From the BBC - desperate:

Ligue 1 champions Paris St-Germain were also reportedly interested in Hojlund as a potential replacement for France captain Kylian Mbappe, whose immediate future is unclear.

Hahaha

 

[bluethrunthru]

Big Lolz

 

[lonestay]

Hojilund is going to transform the scum frontline according to some on sadcafe. Yea his 9 goals are gonna make all the difference! Tent Peg reckons the scum will be the best, and Quickest team in the Prem for transitional play next season, Fatty Shaw begs to differ!!

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

The above just made me smirk, desperately trying to compare/big up the signing lol.
They seem to have missed the bit about us paying about 20mil less for our proven goal scorer.
Ah well

 

[dickie davies]

View attachment 89084The above just made me smirk, desperately trying to compare/big up the signing lol.
They seem to have missed the bit about us paying about 20mil less for our proven goal scorer.
Ah well

That's an insane take!
It could be applied to any young player

 

[Bill Walker]

Good start, Mount misses a tap in, Onana makes a cnut of himself in front of the swamp dwellers.

Old Trashford, the gift that keeps on giving..

This seasons gonna be hilarious..

Not one swamp player would get in our team, not fucking one..

 

[quincunx]

jumped on the tram into to town today to hire a car.
on got a fella (late 30's), son (10ish) and daughter (8ish) all wearing spanking new rag tops.
him (in a local accent, looking at the metrolink map) = sit down kids while i work out where we are going.

 

[quincunx]

have any of the current rag team won the league?
have any of the current city team won the league?

just say that to them if they start with their usual preseason bollox.