United Thread - 2023/24

[NZBlue]

I wonder what odds you could get for Ederson to score a goal against the rags during the season. From what we've seen so far it might be a pretty good bet

 

[Blueknows]

There was at least 10k more than the attendance givern that night ,I was told to fold a£5 note up to look like a ticket and jump the turnstyle

Without a doubt there were a few scary moments in the Kippax that night

 

[bluebc]

 

[waspish]

have any of the current rag team won the league?
have any of the current city team won the league?

just say that to them if they start with their usual preseason bollox.

Its why they signed Evans

 

[Gingers Dad]

have any of the current rag team won the league?
have any of the current city team won the league?

just say that to them if they start with their usual preseason bollox.

Jonny Evans

 

[BrianW]

I hear they are spending big money on OT. Twenty sheets of corrugated iron to try to stop that leak in the roof,

 

[Silva61]

have any of the current rag team won the league?
have any of the current city team won the league?

just say that to them if they start with their usual preseason bollox.

Johnny fuckin Evans.haha

 

[bluebc]

Not generally a fan of piers but :

 

[JTFactsPlz]

Except Erling looks like a Norse God and the other guy looks like a teenager in his bedroom.

If ever one needed an apt pictorial representation of the current yawning gap between the two clubs, this would actually do pretty well. Hilarious that they produced this themselves.

 

[jrb]

Not generally a fan of piers but :

Just shows the power and stupidity of Twitter and social media as a rule. 4.4k replies. Mostly Rags biting.

 

[RiversideBlue]

Not generally a fan of piers but :

So to sum up, a **** thinks that the cunts have signed 3 more useless cunts.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Hojland was introduced to the united team yesterday, Ten Haag said 'this is Luke Shaw, we call him two pies'
Hojland said 'why is that?'
Ten Haag said 'Cos no one gets that fat only eating one pie'

 

[KentBlue]

Bargain bucket Haarland looks like he wouldn't be out of place in S Club 7.

 

[bakerdave76]

Hojland was introduced to the united team yesterday, Ten Haag said 'this is Luke Shaw, we call him two pies'
Hojland said 'why is that?'
Ten Haag said 'Cos no one gets that fat only eating one pie'

Was it a hollands pie..

 

[jimharri]

Bargain bucket Haarland looks like he wouldn't be out of place in S Club 7.

*sigh*

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Was it a hollands pie..

No the Dutch eat eels not pies......







....unless they’re humble pies, then they have double cos they’re Dutch !!

Still wiv me ??

 

[Gone for a Burton]

I hear they are spending big money on OT. Twenty sheets of corrugated iron to try to stop that leak in the roof,

The iron was too expensive, in the end they settled for Perspex.

No irony ..........intended !!

 

[lonestay]

I dunno why fake Haaland goes to scum , well apart from the Money aspect . They are not a team that really develop talent it always seems that the scum expect anybody they buy should develop by themselves, wIth little input apart from keeping them fit from the scum manager or training team . Fake Haaland will be forgotten about by the end of this season . He will damage his career there.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I dunno why fake Haaland goes to scum , well apart from the Money aspect . They are not a team that really develop talent it always seems that the scum expect anybody they buy should develop by themselves, wIth little input apart from keeping them fit from the scum manager or training team . Fake Haaland will be forgotten about by the end of this season . He will damage his career there.

He went there cos they're the worlds biggest club who he has supported and loved since he was a kid.
Just like every other fucker whos signed for them.

 

[lonestay]

He went there cos they're the worlds biggest club who he has supported and loved since he was a kid.
Just like every other fucker whos signed for them.

Yea like I said it's the money !!!