United Thread - 2023/24

[Paul Moulden's Golden Balls]

I like to think a Blue in the production crew put out the letters

 

[Kippax77]

I like to think a Blue in the production crew put out the lettersView attachment 89134

Is she on?

 

[Mancity1980]

That's why they bought Hoijland to score goals.
He's the missing piece of the jigsaw you know.
The problem is that climate change protesters have already twigged that to stop the rags you've only got to 'just stop Hoijl'.....

I swear they bought that guy because his name is bit like Haaland.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I swear they bought that guy because his name is bit like Haaland.

I agree.
Someone posted it's who you get when you order Haaland on wish....

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I swear they bought that guy because his name is bit like Haaland.

I think it was just cos he's expensive so he must be good.
Look at the Dutch midfielder who went to neverton.
The 80 million pound player they singed for 50 million.
Turns out he's a 5 million pound player they paid 50 for.
Brilliant

 

[superwatsonwatson]

The player to watch out for at the swamp is that garnacho kid. Dont think they have had a youngster like him in a long time.

 

[Gingers Dad]

It's a big plan to sucker everyone in into think they are crap............ they will go on to win every game this season win the quad and get a place into the Euros replacing England due to how amazing they are

Well at least the first part of the plan is working.

 

[Gingers Dad]

The player to watch out for at the swamp is that garnacho kid. Dont think they have had a youngster like him in a long time.

Overhyped? They've had plenty

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

The player to watch out for at the swamp is that garnacho kid. Dont think they have had a youngster like him in a long time.

…since Jizzy Jazz?

 

[RiversideBlue]

Bargain bucket Haarland looks like he wouldn't be out of place in S Club 7.

Well, there's a space now.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Well, there's a space now.

I’d like to volunteer, If Rachel Stevens has an opening that she needs filling

 

[Dirty Harry]

The player to watch out for at the swamp is that garnacho kid. Dont think they have had a youngster like him in a long time.

He’s a cracking player, I’ve heard it said he may have a bit of an attitude, but all I’ve seen is him giving it established players for not playing the right pass etc.

I don’t know much about him outside of what I’ve seen on the pitch so it may be true, but if that’s all it is, well Keane was revered for doing exactly that as a kid at Forest.

 

[Gazza]

The player to watch out for at the swamp is that garnacho kid. Dont think they have had a youngster like him in a long time.

But if you're surrounded by shit it's not hard to stand out.

 

[moh]

…since Jizzy Jazz?

No you’d have to go as far back as Macheda and Chiquafuckface

 

[fulabeer]

Only just realised Donny Van De Beek is still at United after seeing an article saying the rags want to sell him.

Well since he is a £80m player that they got for £40m three years a go, surely they will be looking to get at least £80m for him now? ;)

 

[deegee33]

The player to watch out for at the swamp is that garnacho kid. Dont think they have had a youngster like him in a long time.

Watched Danny James play in the Championship yesterday. He was very fast.

 

[aguero93:20]

They are combined worth the value of 25 m.
Not a penny more, hammers should tell them to frack off.

25m Lira?

 

[Sleeping_Easy]

Anyone else had the "Nobody cares about city" brigade take time out to to tell them how much they care about yesterdays result?

 

[dennishasdoneit]

He’s a cracking player, I’ve heard it said he may have a bit of an attitude, but all I’ve seen is him giving it established players for not playing the right pass etc.

I don’t know much about him outside of what I’ve seen on the pitch so it may be true, but if that’s all it is, well Keane was revered for doing exactly that as a kid at Forest.

And Paul Gascoigne used to do the same as a 19 yr old at Newcastle....

 

[Vienna_70]

He’s a cracking player, I’ve heard it said he may have a bit of an attitude, but all I’ve seen is him giving it established players for not playing the right pass etc.

I don’t know much about him outside of what I’ve seen on the pitch so it may be true, but if that’s all it is, well Keane was revered for doing exactly that as a kid at Forest.

A rag with an attitude problem? Surely not?

Did you see the picture of him and his birthday cake, and and two short people dressed as Messi and Ronaldo?

Fucking big time Charlie!