United Thread - 2023/24

[Nellies left peg]

Nice to see the rags new badge on the shirt has nothing related to Manchester on it, quite rightly too. Red Devils or satanic cult?

 

[waspish]

Nice to see the rags new badge on the shirt has nothing related to Manchester on it, quite rightly too. Red Devils or satanic cult?

Is that on all there team shirts?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Is that on all there team shirts?

Have only seen it on the white third shirt to be honest

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Please tell me that's not an actual legitimate club photo? That looks like one of those old school pull down projector screens in the background. Cheap as fuck. What the hell has happened to them.

Never mind the projector screen. What's that cheap halloween tat they've got him holding?

 

[Barcon]

Never mind the projector screen. What's that cheap halloween tat they've got him holding?

Trildo.

 

[BridgyDids]

Please tell me that's not an actual legitimate club photo? That looks like one of those old school pull down projector screens in the background. Cheap as fuck. What the hell has happened to them.

He looks like Tory Boy from Harry Enfield and Chums.

 

[Half time draw tickets]

Hahaha do they think that signing a lad whose name sounds a bit like our superstar will get them over the line?
reminds me of:


vs

 

[cheekybids]

Probably on £200,000 a week for doing fuk all…….why leave?

They could have me for half of that. I can’t promise I’d get as many own goals but I’d try my best ;)

 

[city2]

Still spunking huge amounts on players most of which have never been heard of, and to top it off sign a dud whose on par with Haaland.

 

[TinFoilHat]

3-1-6

Tent Peg Masterplan.

 

[KS55]

They could have me for half of that. I can’t promise I’d get as many own goals but I’d try my best ;)

They should play him at CF, with his eye for goal.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Haha. They’ve bought a player for £77m who has evidence of a stress fracture on his spine, which will mean he’s likely to be unable to play 2 games a week.

Those idiots.

 

[GSW Blue]

Haha. They’ve bought a player for £77m who has evidence of a stress fracture on his spine, which will mean he’s likely to be unable to play 2 games a week.

Those idiots.

Who did the medical? Dr Doolittle :)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Haha. They’ve bought a player for £77m who has evidence of a stress fracture on his spine, which will mean he’s likely to be unable to play 2 games a week.

Those idiots.

They're a fucking shambles, no 'easy' games in the Prem either....this lad is going to be fucked.

 

[waspish]

Haha. They’ve bought a player for £77m who has evidence of a stress fracture on his spine, which will mean he’s likely to be unable to play 2 games a week.

Those idiots.

Sorry just listen to talknowt and he is going to be the best thing since slive bread funny when Haaland signed they were saying he won't fit into our club! Not one negative about this player oh they think 16 goals in al comps in 40 odd appearances is good! It's average

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Why would any team bid that much for two shit players. Lot them rot at the swamp! Championship level at best or maybe Luton at a pinch.

I don't think you understand. West Ham want £50m to take those two off united's hands.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Sorry just listen to talknowt and he is going to be the best thing since slive bread funny when Haaland signed they were saying he won't fit into our club! Not one negative about this player oh they think 16 goals in al comps in 40 odd appearances is good! It's average

That’s what I have on. I did like Brazil saying ‘what’s he scored in Italy? 9 goals?’ then went onto compare him to Haaland.

Aherne though, she was talking like she’s going to get bummed off him good.

 

[waspish]

That’s what I have on. I did like Brazil saying ‘what’s he scored in Italy? 9 goals?’ then went onto compare him to Haaland.

Aherne though, she was talking like she’s going to get bummed off him good.

She is a rag it's what you expect

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Haha. They’ve bought a player for £77m who has evidence of a stress fracture on his spine, which will mean he’s likely to be unable to play 2 games a week.

Those idiots.

I watched one of those 'every touch' videos against Juventus and to be fair, he looked decent. But ultimately you've got to be judged on your end product, and to be paying that sort of money for a striker with so few goals is insane. I know we took the piss out of Nunez, but at least when the scousers paid a similar amount for him, he was coming off the back of a 34 goal season. Meanwhile we're paying £14m for a striker with a better than one in two record in Argentina for two seasons, and £50-odd million for a striker with a goal a game record in Germany and the Champions League (admittedly on massive wages).

He's the sort of striker they should be bringing in for a £30m gamble (and even that's generous), not someone they should be paying first team starter money for.

 

[BrianW]

Short price he's the new Gary Birtles.

I don't think P J Swales is dead. He changed his identity and is now running United in an attempt to get revenge.