United Thread - 2023/24

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Utter shite and I love it. Little Gary all spunked out after a pass by Onana that Ederson can do blindfolded.
onana does a 20 yard pass and neville wets himself with WHAT A PASS, literally a couple of hours later ederson does 2 70 yard passes one into space for foden to run into and one right to feet and its like well thats another day at the office, when you're crap and do something good you're praised for it because its unusual, when you're consistently that good it becomes normalised and unappreciated
 
Dire team. Ten Fraud is unable to adapt to opposition changes and responses again. Spurs stepped up in the 2nd half and dominated them.

United fans genuinely think 1 goalkeeper can suddenly get them playing peak Manchester City football.

Ten Fraud had it easy in Ajax and started thinking he is the Dutch Pep.
 
Dire team. Ten Fraud is unable to adapt to opposition changes and responses again. Spurs stepped up in the 2nd half and dominated them.

United fans genuinely think 1 goalkeeper can suddenly get them playing peak Manchester City football.

Ten Fraud had it easy in Ajax and started thinking he is the Dutch Pep.
he thinks if he dresses like pep it will make him like pep, much like he thinks if he signs someone who sorta sounds like haaland he will be like haaland
 
Dire team. Ten Fraud is unable to adapt to opposition changes and responses again. Spurs stepped up in the 2nd half and dominated them.

United fans genuinely think 1 goalkeeper can suddenly get them playing peak Manchester City football.

Ten Fraud had it easy in Ajax and started thinking he is the Dutch Pep.
De Gea for all his faults earned utd a lot of points as in some games he made outstanding saves. That new lad doesn’t look as good a keeper to me at all.
 
Dire team. Ten Fraud is unable to adapt to opposition changes and responses again. Spurs stepped up in the 2nd half and dominated them.

United fans genuinely think 1 goalkeeper can suddenly get them playing peak Manchester City football.

Ten Fraud had it easy in Ajax and started thinking he is the Dutch Pep.
Ah, but wait until they get their poundshop Haaland up and running to put away all those chances they don't create.
 
City are the benchmark. utd have been aspiring to be us since Moyes and we wouldn't go near a player as bad a Martinez. He only gets away with it because he's not a shite as some of Ten Haags signings.
Love it whenever he always gets labelled like a 'key cog' of the Argentinian World Cup winning defense by the media. I was convinced they didn't actually watch the games. The guy wasn't even starting, it was Romero and Otamendi.
 
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