Chelsea Thread - 2023/24

[Gray]

I'm off to see the Oppenheimer film soon, will sneak in a pen and pad and take notes, ;)
I think the enriched uranium might be bugger to get hold of though.

Will we need a "Little Boy" or a "Fat Man" to carry this off.

P.S. I know somebody who regularly visits Sellafield.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Will we need a "Little Boy" or a "Fat Man" to carry this off.

P.S. I know somebody who regularly visits Sellafield.

Lol. You do realise we will soon get a visit from MI5 or even worse the MIB'.

 

[KS55]

I'm off to see the Oppenheimer film soon, will sneak in a pen and pad and take notes, ;)
I think the enriched uranium might be bugger to get hold of though.
We can finish off what Uwe's Grandad started.

You can buy enriched uranium almost anywhere. See Blair’s “irrefutable intelligence” in the justification of the Iraq war.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

You can buy enriched uranium almost anywhere. See Blair’s “irrefutable intelligence” in the justification of the Iraq war.

Ok then..I'll get the Uranium you get the shovels :)

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[TinFoilHat]

It is London that foreign players hanker after, the delights of Manchester have not got the same pull.

Spoilt bastards

We need to take them on the piss around chorlton. They'll all flood here after.

 

[Eebo]

I have nothing against Chelsea spending money, but can anyone detect any pattern or plan to who they are buying?

It all seems so random.

And then you have to think if was any kind of plan, what the hell kind of plan or strategy would it be to make you choose the most overrated manager in the history of football to oversee it?

Pocchetino won nothing at Spurs, but has also managed to win nothing outside of French domestic football with a team including Messi, Mbappe and Neymar. Not sure that counts as a great achievement. He must be the best in the World at interviews.

 

[K-Bo]

Maybe another 500 million and they might be able to finish 10th. This is soooo funny.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

I’ll see your £1 billion spend and I’ll raise you one Josep Guardiola, they could spend another billion and get nowhere near us as long as Pep is here….interesting their best player is one we no longer saw as a first team regular ( I’m a fan of Raz) the gap between him & the rest is huge

 

[waspish]

I have nothing against Chelsea spending money, but can anyone detect any pattern or plan to who they are buying?

It all seems so random.

And then you have to think if was any kind of plan, what the hell kind of plan or strategy would it be to make you choose the most overrated manager in the history of football to oversee it?

Pocchetino won nothing at Spurs, but has also managed to win nothing outside of French domestic football with a team including Messi, Mbappe and Neymar. Not sure that counts as a great achievement. He must be the best in the World at interviews.

Think we have to wait till poch has had at least 10 games

 

[handsofstone]

Lol

Same old Chelsea, can't finish for toffee

Some nice stuff.... but they won't get top 4 without some goalscorers

 

[blueinsa]

Another £Billion and they might even make top 4 ;-)

 

[Manc in London]

I have nothing against Chelsea spending money, but can anyone detect any pattern or plan to who they are buying?

It all seems so random.

And then you have to think if was any kind of plan, what the hell kind of plan or strategy would it be to make you choose the most overrated manager in the history of football to oversee it?

Pocchetino won nothing at Spurs, but has also managed to win nothing outside of French domestic football with a team including Messi, Mbappe and Neymar. Not sure that counts as a great achievement. He must be the best in the World at interviews.

The Patagonian Pulis

 

[zandvoort blue]

Think we have to wait till poch has had at least 10 more players

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Lol

Same old Chelsea, can't finish for toffee

Actually that’s Everton…

 

[ford7]

The fact that their midfield alone cost like quarter of a billion is hilarious.

 

[yankblue]

Unbelievably funny they're still shit. What a mess

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

Well that was quite good.

 

[TonyM]

They looked a lot better than West Ham but just couldn't score. They'll figure it out eventually I think. I still suspect that they'll be in the top 4.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

They looked a lot better than West Ham but just couldn't score. They'll figure it out eventually I think. I still suspect that they'll be in the top 4.

Well for any team to spend the amount that they have they certainly should do.

They won't want to be scrapping around 5th/6th with the rags .