The fan who jumped on Haaland

[Brightwell Bros.]

Could have been worse, he could have been the scouse lad who slipped on the way to the celebrations and put a leg breaker challenge on two Liverpool players. About the only thing worse than a multi-year ban is a multi-year ban and getting an absolute bollocking from the manager while you're being led out.

 

[jimharri]

Is this true? I find it quite hard to believe that an internet poster has broken into someone's house without being noticed, grabbed the other poster's leg, and yanked at it.

As long as it was only the leg!

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

As long as it was only the leg!

Anything more than a leg costs more.

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Storm
Teacup
Mountain
Molehill

 

[Jesus2020]

I’m going to politely suggest that @nicko has pulled your leg.

I know this ;-)

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

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‘Ban that little girl for life, she could have killed Yaya!’

I know that lad, works at Ashton hospital. Great lad.

 

[Norbert D]

Kun had our backs better than some of our fellow fans do

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Or was he shouting, ‘ban him for life!’?

Hard to believe that’s six years ago, to add insult to injury Sterling got sent off for celebrating even though he never left the grassed area. Kun cemented his place as a proper blue that day.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Have the Top Blues or Boring Cunts prevailed yet?

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Ancoats you seen young Terry over the last Couple of days ?

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

I know that lad, works at Ashton hospital. Great lad.

he used to, doesn't work there any more.

 

[jimharri]

Anything more than a leg costs more.

I'll take your word for it!

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Have the Top Blues or Boring Cunts prevailed yet?

Jury still out m’lud.

 

[jimharri]

Staggering that this thread has got to 60 pages in a day and a quarter. The Isco and barm/muffin (RIP) threads must be in serious danger of being overtaken.

 

[Gabriel]

Staggering that this thread has got to 60 pages in a day and a quarter. The Isco and barm/muffin (RIP) threads must be in serious danger of being overtaken.

People will piggyback on anything these days…

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Jury still out m’lud.

Obsolete term of address.

Milord - Wikipedia

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[Big Joe Corrigan]

Obsolete and anachronistic term of address.

Milord - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Apologies milord, or have I done it again?

 

[bluenova]

Staggering that this thread has got to 60 pages in a day and a quarter. The Isco and barm/muffin (RIP) threads must be in serious danger of being overtaken.

I am now imagining just how long the thread would be if Isco ran out of the crowd, and jumped on Haaland, all while holding a circular bread product.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Apologies milord, or have I done it again?

Thinks you can get away with it on here mate.

Just remember for next time you’re in the High Court… :-)

 

[Project1]

Staggering that this thread has got to 60 pages in a day and a quarter. The Isco and barm/muffin (RIP) threads must be in serious danger of being overtaken.

My all time favourite was the lad who had lost his Mrs in Madrid (I think) only for her to turn up the morning after looking like she had been getting more hammer than a builders thumb.

 

[Utter bobbins]

At the game, at half time loads of Sheffield fans walked onto the track at the side of the pitch and started milling about, walking round to back of main stand