United Thread - 2023/24

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Protein Junkie said:
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Have you seen this person ?
Last seen at approximately 4.15pm on Saturday 16th September in the home penalty box.
Known locally as Warwick Martinez he was last seen by Mr Pascal Gross travelling to his right hand side.
Manager Erik Ten Hag is said to be extremely unconcerned about his whereabouts.
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I last saw him in the United penalty area looking into the sky shouting “it’s a plane it’s a plane”
 
The Shallyman said:
Injured FC

Heaton
AWB - Varane - Shaw - Malacia
Amrabat - Mainoo
Antony - Mount - Sancho
Amad

Is Cathy Bates their new physio?

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In fairness one is out with sexual assault and domestic violence and one is out with being shit..
 
Bill Walker said:
If the powers that be at the swamp had an ounce of sense, they would sack tent bag and hire De Zerbi immediately.
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United fan at work has spent all day telling me how bad Brighton are and how boring they play. The impression I get from most united fans I know is they want a hardman in midfield, two fast wingers and a tap in merchant up top.
 
mrbelfry said:
United fan at work has spent all day telling me how bad Brighton are and how boring they play. The impression I get from most united fans I know is they want a hardman in midfield, two fast wingers and a tap in merchant up top.
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They only seem to appreciate kick n rush football.. As all they’ve ever known to be successful. They get so irritated when their ex players praise us. Most United fans I know hate Neville more than I do.

They’re turning on Ferdinand also.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
De Zerbi would need players that can play his possession style football. They simply don’t have those type of players at the swamp, it would cost them another £500 million to get him the players he would want whilst struggling to get rid of the dead wood. Ten Hag wants to play out from the back but can’t, which is why they end up playing the Solksjaer hoof ball.

They don’t have the patience to give a manager time and lose expectation that they should be competing for trophies. A full reset needs to happen on the playing side of things and they need to stop focusing on us as a measuring point for where they should be as they are light years behind us.
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De Zerbi is playing his style with a squad worth half a Wan Bissaka. Every professional footballer should be able to trap a ball and make a 10 yard pass.
 
It really is sickening what these old school, Shill, Journalists will write to keep an absolutely shite United team and a club falling apart relevant and in the headlines. They have absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Once again the floppy haired c*nt excells himself.

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Colin Bells Boots said:
Been a City supporter since 1954, so I have seen all the good and not-so-good for some time, and would never have changed it .


Watching the rag cunts snapping up trophies and giving it the big 'un all the time only helped to reinforce my love and realise what real weak minded and arrogant set of cunts they really are. They will never be able to call themselves genuine supporters, but as " hangers-on and glory-hunters, they are the best in the world ".

They totally deserve what they are experiencing ..............and then some !
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Gobby, deluded cnts, all have anger issues, you certainly need to be special to be a rag.



 
They 'let pep go' apparently

Is Pep the greatest manager of all time?

Pep might be the GOAT in raising the floor of his teams, which leads to amazing consistency and an amount of league wins that is really unparalleled. But he lacks a lot in raising the heights of his teams, which Klopp or Mou truly proved to be able to during unexpected CL runs, while Pep more...
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jrb said:
It really is sickening what these old school, Shill, Journalists will write to keep an absolutely shite United team and a club falling apart relevant and in the headlines. They have absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Once again the floppy haired c*nt excells himself.

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Come on, man, I can't stand Utd or the way the media talks them up, but remembering a tragedy like that, when the club returns there to play, is hardly 'sickening' or shill journalism.
 
mrbelfry said:
United fan at work has spent all day telling me how bad Brighton are and how boring they play. The impression I get from most united fans I know is they want a hardman in midfield, two fast wingers and a tap in merchant up top.
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That’s cos all they know is lump it high and run like fuck it worked for piss head and it still works haha
 
Honestly think they’re in for a major hiding tomorrow. Shite at the back, toothless up front and that fucking clown in net. I’d settle for 6 nil, a red card and a hissy fit bust up between Penandes and Ming the clueless.
 
The way how Tommy Toucans has Bayern set up to play fast progressive "vertical" football will suit Eric Ten Excuses and his hoof it up and "inshallah" style.
 
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