Match Thread | Chelsea vs Man City (12/11/23)

[Dr Jacoby]

Haaland is now scoring with his scrotum

 

[Goater=Legend]

Alvarez x Haaland

 

[IcriedwhenTueartleft]

Get in...in off his goolies

 

[Metal Biker]

Are you fucking serious?
What the fuck are VAR doing?

 

[malg]

Spitty was fucking gagging for that to be handball.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I think he just scored with his bollocks! Happy Days! :)

 

[River Plate]

Nunez for Alvarez

lol

 

[TrentGrisham]

No fucking way...

 

[Marklr]

Haaland scored with his cock.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Spitty devastated.

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

Have that

 

[Brad mcfc]

Get in

 

[Silva&Silva]

Haaland just put us ahead with his arse.

 

[DavidWhitesUnderpants]

The big fella even scores with his bollocks !!

 

[Banshee]

Possible handball my arse

 

[stan bowles]

"And they score Manchester City..." christ Spitty is so bitter.

 

[hilts]

Hilarious var

 

[Tuearts right boot]

He stuffed that down his pants and slid in.

 

[I'm Blue]

In off the testicles : )

 

[super_city_si]

Fuck off. Doing their best to dislalow this