Match Thread | Chelsea vs Man City (12/11/23)

[super_city_si]

If they had given handball for that, I think I'd have had to replace my TV.

Also, has anyone ever scored with their crotch for us before?

Surely goater? He scored with everything

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Walker getting rinsed by Sterling every time..

 

[upb78]

No assist for Julian because the GK touched the ball first

 

[west didsblue]

HE SCORES WITH HIS ARSE, HE SCORES WITH HIS AAAAAAARSE, ERLING HAALAND, HR SCORES WITH HIS ARSE

Needs 4 now instead of 3.
Right leg, left leg, head and arse.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Some finish lol...

Trying to rule it out if the ball caught him up and hit his arm which would have potentially stopped ball going in rather than gaining advantage from it.. pathetic VARing

I guess that bit doesn’t matter, just if it hit his arm before fully over the line.

Would have been a crazy outcome though.

 

[heslops barnet]

Walker getting ripped apart by Sterling, has to do better.

Most full backs would struggle against an in form Sterling

 

[01cravend]

Best league in the world my arse. Kick and rush stuff this .....

Been Bundesliga football

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Anyone can be subbed if they're not at it in any particular game - and Alvarez has been invisible so far.

Nice assist though.

 

[skillman]

If they had given handball for that, I think I'd have had to replace my TV.

Also, has anyone ever scored with their crotch for us before?

I remember a Goat one from a right-wing cross but can’t remember who it was against.

Wigan in the play offs?

 

[paulchapo]

Tried their hardest to disallow that. We need at least three more the way our defence is playing....or rather not playing.

 

[malg]

Hahaha...Guardiola bollocking someone there

 

[hilts]

Wtf are they looking at?

It would have been a classic trying to cancel a goal for handball when the arm could only prevent a goal with it being in front of the ball

 

[Summerbuzz]

Erling Haaland goalpoacher tips #100.

If that happens to you, don't put your arm down until it's over a ball width over the line.

 

[kanovic]

we'll win this 4-2

Goooo onnnnn

 

[PistonBlue]

lol put the ball in with his ball sack

He scores with his balls, he scores with his balls, Erling Haaland he scores with his balls!

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Fuck you VAR, I nearly had a conary.

You are 007 and I claim my £5…

 

[Mancity1980]

If they had given handball for that, I think I'd have had to replace my TV.

Also, has anyone ever scored with their crotch for us before?

LOL! I think Curry’s in Manchester would have done a roaring trade tomorrow!

 

[TFC]

People surprised Sterling is giving walker a torrid time? He's fucking brilliant on his day ffs

 

[platty7]

Desperate to chalk it off

 

[01cravend]

Superb Rodri, Julian should do better