United Thread - 2023/24

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I made a comparison between him and Beckscum ages ago, the parallels are there for all to see. Rashford is more concerned with his celebrity status, his public image: the sport he's paid to play is almost an inconvenience to him. The same with Beckscum and the whole 'wags' circus a few years back: the whole plastic Kardashian-style nonsense.
The tabloids were more concerned with designer clothes and botox than they were with the football itself.

Once Beckscum had squeezed every last penny from his extraordinarily limited footballing skills, he moved full-time to the life of glitz and glamour that Hollywood offered him and his publicity-hungry skeletal partner.
Rashford will go the same way: he'll move on from the rags and play abroad somewhere in a multi-billion pound deal, then retire to Miami where he'll spend his time soaking up the sun, enjoying the fawning adulation of the American plastics and being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.
' publicity-hungry skeletal partner '.....brilliant.
 
Because ETH will just roll out the same old tired rhetoric: "work hard, follow the rules, eh!" While doing his trademark nervous chuckle.
To me he looks primed to explode one day very very soon.

He's going to blast at an innocent reported that asks an innocent question like "why is your team always looking to be second best in nearly every game they paly in"...... light blue touch paper and step well back.
 
So if I had stood still and the rag rats then set off on their ‘transition season’ right in front of me when the gpc scuttled off all those years ago.
I reckon that nytid would have turned that many corners by now and they would be…….. right in front of me.

WTFAMu.
CTID.
As you were Blu3s.
 
Todays pre match game. Choose the players providing value for money?

Jesus the size of some of those wages, better hope there's a boyhood rag Saudi owner to pickup the slack otherwise, they're not being shifted.
 
I see a new wonderkid is in the team, Mainoo.

What happened to the last one? Only this season it was too, when he broke in to the team and had the United fans I know raving about him.

Yep - I guess you’ve forgotten about Hannibal Mejbri too. Last seen starting a game a distant memory ago.

Said from the outset, he was utter garbage - second touch always a tackle. Only cost about £15m from Monaco too. Bargain.

(To be fair that Mainoo does looks half decent. Probably needs a move of he is to live up to potential)
 
The rags have a lot of problems. Mainly the players are not good enough and neither is the clown in charge. Both parties blame each other. The players know on the pitch that they are just an ordinary bland team and once they come up against an organised, hard working team they collapse and get beaten.

The badge may say man united but the reality is they are more like a bolton these days.

Honest to god it is a joy watching them struggle.
 
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