United Thread - 2023/24

[Inter Me Nan]

That poor plate!HAAHHAAAAA!!!!. Love the bit when his other half complained saying it's a good plate he broke!.

The Bognor Regis bit was brilliant lol.

 

[jollylescott]

This is inexplicable! They have the manager and player of the month!

 

[lazerblue]

Crying ****.
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absolutely hilarious

 

[jimharri]

We complain on here that we're not clinical enough in front of goal. Which is true. The amount of chances we miss would make a nun swear. But consider this; only 5 teams in the league have scored fewer goals than Trafford's finest so far this season. And three of them are in the relegation spots (Palace and Forest are the other two). And they're the only side in the top half of the table with a minus goal difference.

 

[city2]

My sides are hurting long may it continue haha

 

[Cheer Up Peter Reid]

Funny as fuck...

3:40 hilarious...

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

The Bognor Regis bit was brilliant lol.

That was another belter!HAHAA!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Martial and Lindelof :)

They never learn, do they?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Right, caught up with this thread and fan chats, time for the Tarquins and their fam chats.

Carlsberg don’t do Saturday evenings, but if they did…

 

[tweety]

It's the sense of entitlement that sets them apart from everyone else and why they are hated. I've a mate who's a season ticket holder at the swamp and he's very similar to Tate, only he had a similar meltdown in September.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

The Bognor Regis bit was brilliant lol.

When his missus says, that's good for Bournemouth. Just what you don't wanna hear.

 

[Vienna_70]

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I love this photo of Big Mal!

 

[give it to gordon]

As soon as the 3PM kickoffs were finished, I turned over to SKY Soccer Saturday eagerly waiting for Ten Rags post match excuses (he seems to always get interviewed by a wimmin, because If a bloke asks him questions he gives them short shrift)

Anyhoo, they asked the studio pundits to summarise the results, and three of them (C. Morrison, some Scottish geezer and M. Dawson) all said the same thing along the lines of "No disrespect to Bournemouth, but that is a terrible result for Manchesh Nited, they should be beating these teams at home ..."

The sense of entitlement from these so-called neutral pundits when it comes to the rags is staggering.

Agree I dont get this 'no disrespect' rags are shit properly have around 6 or 8 points more than they should have.

Rags are a shit mid table team have been for years.

 

[Vienna_70]

If you're talking about events in the Metropolitan Borough of Trafford I can think of a day in October 2011 that's way ahead of it.

That was a fantastic 24 hours. Our granddaughter was born at around midday on the Monday.

 

[Shaggy]

Ha ha, drink it in shit ****

 

[Vienna_70]

Shouldn’t that read, there’s always another corner to turn.

 

[waspish]

They never learn, do they?

Bet Martial is pissing himself 9 years at the swamp played about 200 games and they still want him to stay

 

[journolud]

Is this a statement of insider knowledge or just optimistic thinking?

Pessimistic thinking more like. The longer he stays the better

 

[mike1923]

Bet Martial is pissing himself 9 years at the swamp played about 200 games and they still want him to stay

Scored about 3 goals a season on average too

 

[East Level 2]

That was a fantastic 24 hours. Our granddaughter was born at around midday on the Monday

Did she weigh six pounds one?