United Thread - 2023/24

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Protein Junkie said:
Which day of the week will we get the Rag sponsored Anti City puff piece.
Wonder how many there will be and what the content will be?
Perfect response annihilation on Sunday please.
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Even the Rag tabloid hacks, Sly Sports News, and BBC United - Mediacity are struggling to put a positive spin on United this week. I think they are just hoping and praying United get away with a 0-0, which will be a great result for United.
 
Protein Junkie said:
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Sir Jim refutes City Copycat claims.

Philanthropist, UK Taxpayer and business legend Sir Jim Ratcliffe has strongly denied trying to copy their cross City rivals.
Since securing the services of City’s top operator Omar Beraddi, the world’s greatest clubs supporters have become increasingly concerned.
In his first press conference since 3.30pm today Sir Jim moved to allay fears and outlined the clubs summer targets namely
Ederson (Atalanta)
Alvarez (West Ham)
Antonio Silva (Benfica)
Luis Diaz and Darwin Nunez (Liverpool)
They are trying to encourage Dutch defender
Jordi de Bruin out of retirement and secure Rugby’s Ben Foden and Bundee Aki as tackling coaches.
City meanwhile face 115 charges from the Premier League.
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Very good.
 
Vienna_70 said:
The BBC's gossip column is a round up of the latest stories, and gives credit to the source at the end of each snippet.

Take a look.
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I know that mate, it was the same with Sergio, every season he was with us he was either going to Barca or Real, the rumours were always ramped up before big games,ridiculous tactics really as pro footballers won’t give a shit.
 
paulchapo said:
Ha ha what a bunch of absolute glory hunting shitehouses their fanbase are. They have the nerve to mock us,who turned up every week when we were getting dicked and the piss taken out of us in the old third division. Rag wankers.

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paulchapo said:
Ha ha what a bunch of absolute glory hunting shitehouses their fanbase are. They have the nerve to mock us,who turned up every week when we were getting dicked and the piss taken out of us in the old third division. Rag wankers.

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This is fucking gold!

But it was only the other day after beating Luton that they were back :)
 
See one of the rag coaches Eric Ramsey has left to join Minnesota United.Apparently highly rated, lol as Manchester United have looked unbeatable this season haven’t they?Fuck me with ten bob , Dutch Steve and this guy who I have never heard of they don’t seem to have any system of play or discernible style at all. Wio reckons that Arteta only needs a phone call and he would be off to the rags like a shot. What a delusional fuckwit he is and punditry is a thing that is totally alien to him
 
Nellies left peg said:
See one of the rag coaches Eric Ramsey has left to join Minnesota United.Apparently highly rated, lol as Manchester United have looked unbeatable this season haven’t they?Fuck me with ten bob , Dutch Steve and this guy who I have never heard of they don’t seem to have any system of play or discernible style at all. Wio reckons that Arteta only needs a phone call and he would be off to the rags like a shot. What a delusional fuckwit he is and punditry is a thing that is totally alien to him
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But it’s the same with all rags.

They are so far up themselves.
 
Vienna_70 said:
But it’s the same with all rags.

They are so far up themselves.
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100%

A rag at work was banging on about them getting Klopp when he announced that he was leaving the dippers. Absolutely delusional.

He's a season ticket holder there too and has been for 25 years.

I always thought that kind of delusion was amongst the plastics that get their snippets of gossip from talkshite or some tabloid paper.
 
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