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New football terminology is stupid
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RiversideBlue
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To he fair if we were all asked to vote for the Woman of the Match in the WSL we'd all just give it to the one with the biggest tits.Player of the Match
the half turn
A number 10 is an Inside LeftA No10
A 8
The 6 role
Double pivot
Quarterback
Inverted whatever
I find them all annoying
what is a number ten or eight?
in the traditional 1-11 shirts either were used for secondary strikers or attacking midfielder theycare not a positon or even a set number anymore.
Same goes for 6, Steve Redmond wore 6 ffs
Double pivot and quarter back can just fuck off, it's 2 x DMs and a Playmaker.
Finally inverted, you mean players cut inside from the flanks, players alway have.
Pundits are twats and talk shite
I have used the term double pivot myself and feel thoroughly ashamed of myself ;-)
A number 8 is an Inside Right
mexico1970
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People trying to make the game sound more complicated than it really is, football is popular because it's so simple and you don't need to be drawing venn diagrams or invent words to explain it.
malg
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That one all day long.Low block. Parking the bus was suddenly deemed inadequate.
I also admire counter attacking when referring to the Rags. The vast majority of the time they're playing how Big Sam used to play
It all went wrong after a goalie a left back and right back
Then a Centre Half supported by 2 Half Backs
Then a front 5 2 wingers 2 inside forwards and Centre Forward got messed about with.
I blame Alf Ramsey Fukin 4-4-2 ffs
My Subbuteo ko formation won’t change …ever
Nor will the finest KO …CF taps it to a Inside Forward who immediately plays it back to a Centre Half who hoofs it as far as possible up field which is the signal for the whole team to charge forward. Thankfully the Rags still uphold this tradition
Tragically new terminology threatens this chant we used to sing during the 1960s
They say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
But the players who play there are a f*cking disgrace
They have half backs and full backs and forwards too
With their hands down their pants they have f*ck all to do
The Stretford End sing
The Stretford End shout
They sing silly songs they know f*ck all about
But we all agree where those b*stards should be
Shovelling sh*t on the Isle of Capri
Then a Centre Half supported by 2 Half Backs
Then a front 5 2 wingers 2 inside forwards and Centre Forward got messed about with.
I blame Alf Ramsey Fukin 4-4-2 ffs
My Subbuteo ko formation won’t change …ever
Nor will the finest KO …CF taps it to a Inside Forward who immediately plays it back to a Centre Half who hoofs it as far as possible up field which is the signal for the whole team to charge forward. Thankfully the Rags still uphold this tradition
Tragically new terminology threatens this chant we used to sing during the 1960s
They say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
But the players who play there are a f*cking disgrace
They have half backs and full backs and forwards too
With their hands down their pants they have f*ck all to do
The Stretford End sing
The Stretford End shout
They sing silly songs they know f*ck all about
But we all agree where those b*stards should be
Shovelling sh*t on the Isle of Capri
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Barcon
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Jerseys.
StockingsJerseys.
Barcon
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I don't watch women's football but if that's what they wear I might have to start.Stockings