Premier League Games 30/31 March '24

It's staggering, and an indictment of the rest of the league, that a team as mediocre (I won't say bad; Sheffield United and Burnley are bad) as the rags still have even a remote shot at qualifying for next season's Champions League.
no chance they qualify mate
 
Why?? It makes absolutely no sense.

Apparently, clubs have been complaining that the home teams have been instructing ball boys to change how quickly they get the ball back into play based on the scoreline. So if the home team is behind they'll quickly get the ball back, but if they're ahead they take their time. This is supposedly giving home teams an unfair advantage.

Marco Silva was complaining that Bournemouth were doing this a few weeks back.
 
It’s all set up for a Rashford 0-1 smash and grab in the 2nd half. United are shit.
 
Wissa has been fantastic so far.

He slid in for a 50-50 on the edge of his own box then pops straight up and sprints to support Toney on the counter. He ended up near the rags penalty spot as Toney fired wide.
 
This game is why I don't understand the hype about Mainoo

well not just this game but in every game teams just stroll through the rag midfield like it's not there. if that's happening again and again, you really need to question your centre midfielders
 
Some lovely turns of phrase in here tonight:

Got him on toast

and a very, very old school

My arse in parsley
 

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