Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I thought that when watching it, Pep's influence on English football has reached the level where Crystal Palace are ripping Liverpool apart with piss taking tiki-taka goals.

Crystal. Palace.

Whilst the scousers continue to launch it to the corner flag for their fast wingers to get to and shoot on sight.

21st Century GPC-ball.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Still think that they have a chance on Thursday night.
They're creating lots of chances, just aren't taking them. If they get an early goal then anything is possible, Atalanta could bottle it.
The only thing is their defence isn't good and they concede in most games. Its the weakest part of their team.

Hope to fuck Atalanta finish the job off, can't have them running about Dublin crying over Klopp winning another trophy before he goes

How funny would it be if their season peters out to nothing.......

They have a chance, but it's a slim one

Atalanta looked defensively savvy on Thursday, they don't look like a team that will leak 3 or 4 goals at home. Nobody as scored more than 2 at their ground all season.

And that's assuming Atalanta don't score any. They didn't look half bad at sticking the ball away. They'll have chances because the dippers will basically be gung-ho.

3-0 can be overturned, it's been done. I don't think it will be this week though.

 

[hallsteve62]

A bit different from their style, all running around like Dill the Dog on acid..

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[vmsuhail]

I’m sure they’ll come up with some way of manipulating a stat to show they should be top.

If Oliver gave the penalty for the Kung-fu kick from Doku.. they'll be top.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If Oliver gave the penalty for the Kung-fu kick from Doku.. they'll be top.

Bit too direct that.

How about if they’d scored 1% more goals from left sided corners on Tuesdays?

 

[tommybooth]

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And Dill the Dog.

 

[SebastianBlue]

If Oliver gave the penalty for the Kung-fu kick from Doku.. they'll be top.

Nah, Salah would have missed it. ;-)

 

[HorlocksWalk]

They went to the swamp twice in a few weeks and could not win, playing against mctominay, amrabat and casemeiro that has go to knock your confidence, a bit like getting erectile dysfunction with Michelle Pffiefer then having your missus ask for a quickie.

 

[Dialog]

What a truly great goal, brilliantly worked with some lovely passing.

19 touches with the scousers standing off admiring it.

Classic City goal.

 

[Ducado]

It does look like the United game has destroyed them, life comes at you fast sometimes, prior to the United game they were so confident of beating them by a cricket score and then going on to the Europa final in Dublin the future was all mapped out, it was their manifest destiny Klopps glorious swansong, books and poems were in production no doubt a short film would be made new songs would be written

 

[halfcenturyup]

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It does look like the United game has destroyed them, life comes at you fast sometimes, prior to the United game they were so confident of beating them by a cricket score and then going on to the Europa final in Dublin the future was all mapped out, it was their manifest destiny Klopps glorious swansong, books and poems were in production no doubt a short film would be made new songs would be written

Oh, that's right. Didn't they sell the season documentary to someone? Disney, was it? Will be glorious.

 

[BillCarlisle]

Still think that they have a chance on Thursday night.
They're creating lots of chances, just aren't taking them. If they get an early goal then anything is possible, Atalanta could bottle it.
The only thing is their defence isn't good and they concede in most games. Its the weakest part of their team.

Hope to fuck Atalanta finish the job off, can't have them running about Dublin crying over Klopp winning another trophy before he goes

How funny would it be if their season peters out to nothing.......

As it happens, they won't finish with nothing. They won the Carabou Cup after ET........................and that means more.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

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Bayleaf the gardener is on the fence ;)

 

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[yeah whatever !!]

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Creating history again it seems.

 

[Blue Mist]

I’m sure they’ll come up with some way of manipulating a stat to show they should be top.

Well they have shared 6 Premier Leagues with us, maybe they shared the points with Palace.

 

[Gray]

As it happens, they won't finish with nothing. They won the Carabou Cup...........on a shoot out.......................and that means more.

Extra time header by VVD.

 

[Gray]

I’m in that cesspit on the 25th July on a round Britain cruise. I hope we win the league so I can parade around in my City top.

 

[kaz7]

As with the arses , they can catch us up whilst we are at wembley , if one or both teams have given up then they are really stupid