Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Koniec]

I don't mind the Germans, they did bring us Kraftwerk and 'Autobahn' after all.

The monarchy, the English language, Ilkay, Uwe, Uwes Grandad.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The monarchy, the English language, Ilkay, Uwe, Uwes Grandad.

OK, apart from the monarchy, the English language, Ilkay, Uwe, Bert and Uwes grandad. What have the Germans ever done for us?

 

[Koniec]

OK, apart from the monarchy, the English language, Ilkay, Uwe, Bert and Uwes grandad. What have the Germans ever done for us?

Steve Lomas.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

OK, apart from the monarchy, the English language, Ilkay, Uwe, Bert and Uwes grandad. What have the Germans ever done for us?

Decent beer?

 

[Gray]

OK, apart from the monarchy, the English language, Ilkay, Uwe, Bert and Uwes grandad. What have the Germans ever done for us?

Personally I prefer the Romans. Hygiene, roads, central heating to name a few.

 

[BlueRockape]

OK, apart from the monarchy, the English language, Ilkay, Uwe, Bert and Uwes grandad. What have the Germans ever done for us?

Bratwurst

 

[Blue Mist]

The monarchy, the English language, Ilkay, Uwe, Uwes Grandad.

I feel sorry for Uwe's granddad. 2 targets but only one bomb.
Decisions decisions.

 

[Cellarite]

Maybe it's just me but the wankfest over Leverkusen and Dortmund at the moment seems very Scouse.

I dunno if it's the scouse connections with Klopp formerly of Dortmund or Xabi and the Dippers, but there's something just very smug about these krauts.

Maybe it's just my vehement hatred of kraut football and their holier than thou shit. Scousers do that a lot too so, eh.

It probably is just you.

 

[hammocity]

It probably is just you.

I’ve been to Dortmund twice and found the people very friendly and helpful. It’s not quite the same in Munich but still never had any problems there whilst going for the football or when I went with Mrs H, suppose it’s like that in most big cities.

Never been to Leverkusen but really happy for them to have won their first title, in some style as well.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Juergen, why did you only win 1 PL (COVID) Title in 9 years?

Perhaps we should organise our own event to say goodbye and call it 'Wanke Jurgen'.

 

[Koniec]

Perhaps we should organise our own event to say goodbye and call it 'Wanke Jurgen'.

Maybe hold it in the Dortmund pub Wenkers. Perfect for Clubshop

 

[Kippax77]

Why Jurgen's 1" cock is considered to be a 5" python at Liverpool FC

 

[Vienna_70]

Decent beer?

I love German Bier.

Maurizio Gaudino, Steffen Karl and that wonderful strike against Southampton.

 

[hammocity]

Maybe hold it in the Dortmund pub Wenkers. Perfect for Clubshop

Great bar that, rocking in that square, full of Blues kicking a football about.

 

[Vienna_70]

Personally I prefer the Romans. Hygiene, roads, central heating to name a few.

And the wine!

 

[hammocity]

I love German Bier.

Maurizio Gaudino, Steffen Karl and that wonderful strike against Southampton.

Was there that day, Bank Holiday Monday

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve been to Dortmund twice and found the people very friendly and helpful. It’s not quite the same in Munich but still never had any problems there whilst going for the football or when I went with Mrs H, suppose it’s like that in most big cities.

Never been to Leverkusen but really happy for them to have won their first title, in some style as well.

The Germans are fantastic people.

I’ve spent a lot of time there, and never had any problems.

 

[bluejon]

I used to work with a Scouse prick who abbreviated loads of names/places, etc. One of our colleagues was called Ian, not a long name is it but the Scouser called him “E”, phonetically the first letter of Ian, how fucking lazy?

My mate works for Northern Rail and his Scouse colleagues call Victoria and Piccadilly Stations “Vicky and Piccy” respectively, ffs.

i'm married to a blue scouse and we came close to divorce when i realised her talking about her "sheepy" was her sheepskin coat. dreadful behaviour (she's been in mcr 18 years now though and her accent has improved significantly)

 

[Gray]

The Germans are fantastic people.

I’ve spent a lot of time there, and never had any problems.

I agree very friendly and very much like us Brits in many ways.

 

[Vienna_70]

It looks like Klippety has dyed his hair.

It looks fucking awful.