Johnny Mars Bar
Well-Known Member
Maybe a sex game gone wrong
Extreme dogging?
Maybe a sex game gone wrong
ANNNNNND.... It's time to play Tenerife Cluedo.
You've all had your clues now it's time to decide.
I say it was Douggie the Dealer with the sawn off in the gorse thicket.
Heathens...It comes as Lucy today blasted the local Spanish police for 'not doing a good enough job' in finding the missing Brit.
'We are having to do this all by ourselves as Spanish police are not doing a good enough job. They don't even speak English. It's been a very slow process here so we need the British police to come out and help them,' she told The Times.
Crimezone to the localsTimezone is sadly closed.
Bit of “hurry up” as I / we used to call it. Absolutely great nights but Christ, the next day...sounds great could do with a bit of a pick me up :)
'... Her lifeless boby was discovered... 'Is she definitely dead?
Whoosh'... Her lifeless boby was discovered... '
no shit sherlock, limbs missing and a bag over her head bobbing in the sea.
No whoosh, I know he's joking, I was pointing out the journalist stating the bleeding obvious.Whoosh
This is what it's been transformed into, HMO but they've done a great job on it, bearing in mind it was a shit hole. I used to go in there as a teenager back in the 70's when it was the Clarence.Crimezone to the locals
Stayed in Adeje in March this year. I did Cardiac Hill a few times. It's a killer when you've been on the piss mind.Cardiac hill. Used to be nothing around there but it’s a good little area these days since the mirador strip was built and the big open rooftop food market.
Cristianos is a great little place.
Cardiac hill. Used to be nothing around there but it’s a good little area these days since the mirador strip was built and the big open rooftop food market.
Cristianos is a great little place.
See they’ve got rid of the rag wallpaperThis is what it's been transformed into, HMO but they've done a great job on it, bearing in mind it was a shit hole. I used to go in there as a teenager back in the 70's when it was the Clarence.
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Chelsea fans?I remember going to Veronicas in the 90's that was a death trap in itself. Not the people the actual buildings! Concrete crumpling and hand rails on stairs dropping off. Would have been condemned in this country.
Gran CanariaWhere does the mature traveller go to Phil
Where does the mature traveller go to Phil