Stupid little things that bug you

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Order something online or contact some organisation and you are plagued with "How did we do?" calls and texts. How's our website? Review the product?, How was delivery?...
Especially daft is when a small parcel is dropped through your letterbox and you're asked to "Rate the Courier".

 

[Banshee]

Careful or they'll draft you onto the show and you'll end up as the 7th person who has to die so they can finally find that treasure.

Ha, coming up with nothing after 10yrs I doubt they'd find me

 

[kaz7]

I said to the woman in tescos , can you get a sign put up to give way to the right in the car park , i am sick of near misses because people are morons , she looked at me like i was mad, lol

 

[KS55]

Order something online or contact some organisation and you are plagued with "How did we do?" calls and texts. How's our website? Review the product?, How was delivery?...
Especially daft is when a small parcel is dropped through your letterbox and you're asked to "Rate the Courier".

The correct answer is: “He had no tits.”

 

[KS55]

I’m fed up with zips that slide down your fly unbidden. My huge member just pushes out. I made up the second bit.

 

[Bettys Bell]

Next doors kid practicing the piano

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Order something online or contact some organisation and you are plagued with "How did we do?" calls and texts. How's our website? Review the product?, How was delivery?...
Especially daft is when a small parcel is dropped through your letterbox and you're asked to "Rate the Courier".

Try and actually speak to someone if you've got a complaint.... fucking no chance.

 

[1894southstander]

In the doubles tennis, after every point they touch hands or fist bump. Just get on with it

 

[WickyWain]

In the doubles tennis, after every point they touch hands or fist bump. Just get on with it

I came on here to post the exact same thing!

 

[1894southstander]

I came on here to post the exact same thing!

Just no need for it

 

[normskih]

ANYONE who calls you bro.

People with British accents saying bro

 

[normskih]

Newsreaders or any presenters for that matter, ending the sentences by mumbling the last bit. Countless times, I cannot fathom out the last bit of what they have said because they have mumbled right at the end. Infuriates me.

 

[mexico1970]

People with British accents saying bro

innit blud ;-)

 

[Stoned Rose]

In the doubles tennis, after every point they touch hands or fist bump. Just get on with it

The dippers players do that.

For everything.

 

[DrBlueBob]

In the doubles tennis, after every point they touch hands or fist bump. Just get on with it

I used to play a lot of tennis and my doubles partner did that, (I guess you could then say that I did too) but it felt weird to do it after you lost a point. For sure after you've won a point but not unless.

 

[Maccblue]

Cockneys on holiday
Why are they so fucking loud ?
Breakfast this morning, just choosing between an apple and an orange involved the whole fuckin room!!

Get both and decide when you back to the table you tw@t and leave everyone else out of it as no one else is remotely arsed !

 

[KS55]

Women who wear a low cut top exposing plenty of cleavage…….and the tell you off for looking at it.

 

[Blue Mist]

Women who wear a low cut top exposing plenty of cleavage…….and the tell you off for looking at it.

To be fair 15 minutes is a bit excessive

 

[Lavinda Past]

To be fair 15 minutes is a bit excessive

The telling off or the looking at it?

 

[BlueMoonday]

Try hards who say they live in Didsbury when they actually live in Burnage or Withington. I've nothing against those places by the way, just find it cringeworthy.