What do you keep under your bed ?

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Shush big boy x

It's OK, I can keep a secret xx

 

[Barcon]

Nothing under my side. I need to be able to hide under the bed if a serial killer breaks in during the night. I have all my tool boxes under the wife’s side.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Jay

I thought he was in Tenerife.

 

[bluemc1]

Baseball bat and camping mallet

I’m going down swinging

 

[Bill Walker]

Baseball bat

Otherwise known as a giant dildo.

 

[NZBlue]

I thought he was in Tenerife.

That's what you're meant to think

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Mrs. Peacock ( one for The X Files fans )

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

The bogeyman.

Snap. Old friend of mine, now. Wouldn't turf him out.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Floorboards.

 

[smevchenko]

Fuckmaster 5000 xtra large

You fist it then?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

A bed
I sleep in the top bunk

 

[Barcon]

A bed
I sleep in the top bunk

Risky stuff.

 

[A57 the snake]

Communist

 

[jimharri]

A few posts in and with the internet now nobody has mentioned porn mags.

I used to have half a pool cue when in Oldham JIC now, where I am now I think there's only 2 houses on our street with house alarms.

Are they even still around? There's so much free porn on the net*, who'd be paying for it nowadays?



*Er; so I'm told.

 

[stonerblue]

Pair of kef coda 7 floorstanding speakers
Rock hammer

 

[idahoblues]

Are they even still around? There's so much free porn on the net*, who'd be paying for it nowadays?



*Er; so I'm told.

My mate told me there’s shit out there that he thought he wasn’t into, apparently not any more

 

[Mancini’s Pastilles]

My Ultra Mega Blaster 3000 sex doll

 

[Barcon]

My mate told me there’s shit out there that he thought he wasn’t into, apparently not any more

Shemales get a (undeserved) bad rap.

 

[Mr Morris]

Baseball bat and a packet of condoms

 

[manclad]

"Phased Plasma rifle in the 40 watt range" !!