United Thread - 2023/24

[ancoats]

What a fucking scumbag!

He deserves everything coming to him.

His Monday morning Snapchat dig at Oasis will be so Sally does not have to wait any longer for payments

 

[ancoats]

This
This
And nothing but this.

PLAYER POWER

 

[Vienna_70]

His Monday morning Snapchat dig at Oasis will be so Sally does not have to wait any longer for payments

Not maybe.

Definitely.

 

[Blueboy73]

HAHAHAHAHA

Is the number in the corner of his shirt his age?

 

[Blueboy73]

The fella comes across as an utter prick, even without knowing this

Still chuckle every time this obnoxious, arrogant prick is mentioned when I think of Trevor Sinclair embarrassing him on his Rag debut.

 

[Vienna_70]

Still chuckle every time this obnoxious, arrogant prick is mentioned when I think of Trevor Sinclair embarrassing him on his Rag debut.

Yeah, I thought about that earlier.

That was an excellent day to be a Blue.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Just heard that the rags have opted to reanimate Johnny Evans’ decomposing body for another year.

Tie him to the side of Maguire Weekend at Bernie’s style, throw on Lump Shaw, and whatever left back they dig up from the Dutch countryside and I am looking forward to watching their Back (From the Dead) Four next season.

 

[Vienna_70]

We’re watching Judge Judy, and the defendant in the case she’s currently trying is called Shaw, and he is a pizza delivery driver.

I know another Shaw, who’d like that job.

 

[Blueboy73]

Just heard that the rags have opted to reanimate Johnny Evans’ decomposing body for another year.

Tie him to the side of Maguire Weekend at Bernie’s style, throw on Lump Shaw, and whatever left back they dig up from the Dutch countryside and I am looking forward to watching their Back (From the Dead) Four next season.

Don't forget Aaron Wank Biscuit or Diego Shitealot at right back.

 

[Blueboy73]

Yeah, I thought about that earlier.

That was an excellent day to be a Blue.

Always remember him getting marked at 1 out if 10 in the Sunday papers too.
When you making an ageing Trevor Sinclar look world class, you know you've had a mare.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Don't forget Aaron Wank Biscuit or Diego Shitealot at right back.

How could I miss Onepisstaka and Duh’l’Oh!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

All this talk about Hollands is giving Luke Shaw a semi!!

 

[Blueboy73]

All this talk about Hollands is giving Luke Shaw a semi!!

No wonder he's told Southgate he's ready for action.
Southgate thinks he means ready to play.
Fatty means he wants to clear the local chippy out of pies.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is the number in the corner of his shirt his age?

Well, it was.

This time last year.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Club coefficients | UEFA rankings

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14th beat team in Europe. Arsenal 19th. Leverkusen 11th. Make this make sense.

Above ‘em all, of course, only sky blue.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Club coefficients | UEFA rankings

UEFA.com is the official site of UEFA, the Union of European Football Associations, and the governing body of football in Europe. UEFA works to promote, protect and develop European football across its 55 member associations and organises some of the world’s most famous football competitions...

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14th beat team in Europe. Arsenal 19th. Leverkusen 11th. Make this make sense.

Above ‘em all, of course, only sky blue.

We’ve been top of the UEFA coefficient ranking for three straight seasons, having gone to the CL final twice in the last four campaigns, wining it once, and making the QF and SF the other two times, providing some of the most entertaining football and dramatic story lines the CL knockouts have seen in some time. And, of course, we’ve been top of the Premier league for four straight seasons.

I wonder why the other top clubs—including United—are coming after us?

 

[oakiecokie]

Is the number in the corner of his shirt his age?

No !! I suspect its the fucking IQ of the daft twat that gave him this new contract.

 

[johnnytapia]

Still chuckle every time this obnoxious, arrogant prick is mentioned when I think of Trevor Sinclair embarrassing him on his Rag debut.

Obnoxious, arrogant prick. That’s exactly what I think every time I think of Trevor Sinclair.

 

[Blueboy73]

No !! I suspect its the fucking IQ of the daft twat that gave him this new contract.

Hello Erik :)

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Couldn’t happen to a bigger twat

Maybe he can wear his red suit again. Le massive prick.