President Trump

Kippaxpete said:
Your last point isn't far off the mark (no pun intended). When questioned at his most recent press conference regarding the assassination attempt, the orange moron repeatedly pointed to the top of his right ear despite the alleged injury being sustained to the ear lobe and asserted that he was a "fast healer". I'm beginning to think he suffered no injuries whatsoever!
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The alleged injury was to the top of his right ear, not the ear lobe, most probably from a shard of flying glass rather than a bullet.
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
It’s a tradition borne out of respect and hono(u)r, which makes sense until someone comes along and takes a massive orange dump on the carpet in the Oval Office.
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If Trump goes to prison, will it then be called "Presidential Soap" in the showers.
 
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fulabeer said:
So a bit like Whiskey nose keeping his No1 car parking spot?

Seems weird/unfair to have two candidates running for an election with one already being called Mr President. Bit presumptuous etc.
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So, how do you think the Americans would refer to the president at the end of the first term, seeking re-election?
 
bluethrunthru said:
shit gibbon ranting away again last night

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I know it’s all for his base, but fucking hell!

And as for not knowing where Harris gets her last name from, perhaps the idiot should look up what her father is called.

He’s definitely getting worse.
 
Big Joe Corrigan said:
The alleged injury was to the top of his right ear, not the ear lobe, most probably from a shard of flying glass rather than a bullet.
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I stand corrected Joe (as the man in the orthopaedic shoes said).
Strange though that the prick kept referring to his lobe throughout his answer.
 
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How old is Trump now? Last time I saw him he looked closer to death than Biden. Heart attack material almost. Though it might have been a BBC or CNN headline, they pick unfavourable Trump pictures.
 
Big Joe Corrigan said:
Oh I agree, the whole incident seems very dodgy, especially him standing up immediately afterwards and shouting fight fight fight. I was just pointing out that it was the top of his ear rather than the lobe.
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Perhaps it wasn't blood at all but just a misdirected squirt of ketchup from one of those McDonald's he's so fond of.
 
Kippaxpete said:
Exactly my point. It's pretty clear he didn't. Christ, you don't need to be an expert in human anatomy to know where your ear lobe is!
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He doesn’t do detail.
He just points and makes gesticulations and noises in half sentences.
You take what you like out of it.

Even his surname is an unpronounceable noise that comes from his arse.
 
mancity2012_eamo said:
He doesn’t do detail.
He just points and makes gesticulations and noises in half sentences.
You take what you like out of it.

Even his surname is an unpronounceable noise that comes from his arse.
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Drumpf. Which he did plenty of in his court case apparently.
 
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