Mad world

[dobingsdobber]

Feed it to the birds

That would be cannibalism shirley.

 

[Zablo Pabletta]

That would be cannibalism shirley.

Crows don't care. There's supposed to be a peregrin, too.

Although I bet he's much too proud a hunter to take handouts.

 

[MCFCTrick]

That would be cannibalism shirley.

The seagulls around here wouldn't give a toss. They would eat any old shite. Even 'Maccy D's'. Filthy bastids

 

[Vienna_70]

dinner?
shirley you mean lunch?

No, he meant dinner.

Breakfast, dinner and tea.

 

[calumdown]

No, he meant dinner.

Breakfast, dinner and tea.

nope.

breakfast, luncheon, dinner, supper.

tea is a drink not a meal.



edit:
even the yankies, who are renowned for their poor english,
know the score on this one...

brunch.
the meal eaten somewhere between breakfast and lunch.

by your reckoning it would be called brinner.

 

[Blue Mist]

nope.

breakfast, luncheon, dinner, supper.

tea is a drink not a meal.



edit:
even the yankies, who are renowned for their poor english,
know the score on this one...

brunch.
the meal eaten somewhere between breakfast and lunch.

by your reckoning it would be called brinner.

It wouldn't be called anything as no proper person talks shite.
When you were at school did you have a dinner lady, of course you did and her job was to serve you your dinner.

 

[calumdown]

It wouldn't be called anything as no proper person talks shite.
When you were at school did you have a dinner lady, of course you did and her job was to serve you your dinner.

nope.
i went to a private school.
all our meals were served by a cook, regardless of time of day.


edit:
the cook had extremely large mams.
her food was often awful.
something that to this day has always steered me in the direction of smaller-breasted ladies.

 

[1961_vintage]

How many of the eight people in Greggs were fatties? Shouldn't the sandwich be 30p? Are you allowed to use the term 'buttie' on here?... and wtf is a super large chicken?

I think the op has opened up more a can of worms than a bag of prawn cocktail here!

Not only that. "Garage" - surely it's a petrol station?

 

[Blue Mist]

nope.
i went to a private school.
all our meals were served by a cook, regardless of time of day.


edit:
the cook had extremely large mams.
her food was often awful.
something that to this day has always steered me in the direction of smaller-breasted ladies.

You probably did as well. :-)

 

[Blue Mist]

Not only that. "Garage" - surely it's a petrol station?

Nope garage. Petrol station, or as @calumdown would call it 'a petroleum station' is a modern word used by Southern softies.

 

[calumdown]

You probably did as well. :-)

yep.
i did.

that's why i speak fluent french, german and latin.
(although it could be argued that latin should only be written and not spoken).

i hope you won't turn to disliking me because i'm a posh ****.

ex nihilo nihil fit
(or you could say
ex nilo nil fit
it amounts to the same thing)

vogue la galere, mon ami :)

 

[idahoblues]

Nope garage. Petrol station, or as @calumdown would call it 'a petroleum station' is a modern word used by Southern softies.

Gas Station you eedgid

 

[calumdown]

Gas Station you eedgid

o curas hominum!
o quantum est in rebus inane.

persius said that ages ago and it still holds water.

he was saying how trivial man is.

 

[Vienna_70]

yep.
i did.

that's why i speak fluent french, german and latin.
(although it could be argued that latin should only be written and not spoken).

i hope you won't turn to disliking me because i'm a posh ****.

ex nihilo nihil fit
(or you could say
ex nilo nil fit
it amounts to the same thing)

vogue la galere, mon ami :)

I speak fluent German and French too, but I went to a comprehensive.

 

[idahoblues]

I

o curas hominum!
o quantum est in rebus inane.

persius said that ages ago and it still holds water.

he was saying how trivial man is.

I failed miserably in Latin

 

[calumdown]

I speak fluent German and French too, but I went to a comprehensive.

interdum stultus bene loquitor :)

 

[Vienna_70]

interdum stultus bene loquitor :)

Romanae eunt domus.

 

[calumdown]

I

I failed miserably in Latin

it doesn't matter

nunc est bibendum

(horace said that, he was right)

 

[calumdown]

Romanae eunt domus.

 

[Vienna_70]

If it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off!