President Trump

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Has he taken another bullet for democracy?

 

[JASR]

Has he taken another bullet for democracy?

It's hard to tell. In the gut (big target) probably survivable, in the heart (very lucky, god knows where it is), in the head (no change).

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sceptical.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Wonder how much the campaign paid to have folk shoot a few rounds into the sky

hmmm - is somebody trying to abort a baby 78 years after it was born?

 

[cityontheup]

All those guns and not one decent marksman amongst them!!!

 

[hilts]

We've all hit a triple bogey on the 18th and let it get to us.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Hmmmm stinks a bit. What does vicinity mean? Could mean anything.

He probably farted.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Sceptical.

Shock!

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

We've all hit a triple bogey on the 18th and let it get to us.

That’s what I was thinking.
Probably someone shot their caddy after what you describe.
Just something silly like that.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Shock!

Donald Trump latest: Police give update on shooting in Trump's 'vicinity' at golf course

Former President Donald Trump is safe after gunshots "in his vicinity", according to his campaign.

www.bbc.com

He must think he's John McClane.

 

[ninjamonkey]

It's like a competition now to see who is going to be the successful assassin. Seems inevitable he's going to be murdered. What a truly dire place to live America is.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

What an absolute fucking mess America is.

 

[TonyM]

How many ears does he need to lose?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

He stokes hate. Its his entire model. Demonising one against another. He is a violent person to listen to, he has to create unrest. He had people come to overthrow the govt and hang his own deputy. No wonder this manifests itself in acts like this, in a country that glorify guns

 

[doots]

Suspected assassin caught hiding in pond on trumps golf course with baby alligator in his mouth.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

It’s America and he heard gunshots in his vicinity.
How is this even news?

In all seriousness though, if you were a conspiracy theorist, this one writes itself.
Could it be they know they’re losing and they are calling to arms, their support to be ready for what comes after?

Now I’m not a conspiracy theorist but you get the jist.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

What an absolute fucking disaster certain Americans are.

Fixed.

 

[TinFoilHat]

It’s America and he heard gunshots in his vicinity.
How is this even news?

In all seriousness though, if you were a conspiracy theorist, this one writes itself.
Could it be they know they’re losing and they are calling to arms, their support to be ready for what comes after?

Now I’m not a conspiracy theorist but you get the jist.

"Protect your President!" Could be the be the new "Stand up and stand by!"

 

[Eebo]

You don't want to piss off those Swifties

 

[xgorton]

Hole in one ? Not this time.