Ten Hag sacked! (P 416)

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At some point they will stumble across the right managerial appointment (almost certainly by accident). We know this one. We like this one. I want to keep this one.
True, but even if they had pep it'd take him a few years to get rid of the overpaid rubbish in the squad and build something decent. They've already had proven top level managers who have failed due to Woodward's idiotic player recruitment. Thankfully that legacy lives on in their whopping contracts.
 
"Is it a bird, is it a plane...No! It's Pgmol to the rescue."

Whenever the rags need rescuing, Howard Webb, a mild-mannered sporting executive swoops down from the planet Full'oShite and becomes RedWebb, a caped crusader who uses his special powers to make sure the rags get a favourable result.

Have no fear, pgmol will not let the rags suffer against Villa. Unai Emery is doing a very good job and they are putting the rags' noses out of joint, the powers-that-be will not tolerate the fact that Aston Villa are better in every way -off and on the pitch- than their media darlings from Trafford, and they won't allow any more negativity to be directed at their favourites, so worry not - they are turning another corner and are once again on their way back.
Also Emery and Villa are not just taking the headlines (and plaudits) from the Trafford Tramps.
They've secured one of the Champs League glamour slots so getting extra exposure and money !
There's no way that Villa will be allowed to continue to succeed.
Howie will ensure that...
 
Must admit I'm torn. Tent peg stays and keeps them shit or they get rid, upheaval, new manager, another squad overhaul, but once again no guarantee of success. It's a tricky one.
He needs to average 4 points from every 3 games in my opinion, enough to keep him in a job but not enough to win anything.
 
Must admit I'm torn. Tent peg stays and keeps them shit or they get rid, upheaval, new manager, another squad overhaul, but once again no guarantee of success. It's a tricky one.
Give him one more transfer window with £500m and a transfer strategy of consulting his Football Manager save with Ajax so he can buy 4 more wildly average Dutch footballers.
 
Bloke on the bus home Tuesday night complaining to his friend that someone had said only Jesus could save the rags. His mate replied nah not Jesus could save 'em!

Think they've reached acceptance stage of the cycle :-))
Jesus can barely get into Arsenal's first eleven, he works hard and is better than Rashford but he's not saving them.
 
FFS, you lot sound like rags. Let's have a little bit more positivity and support for ETH. He has earned our backing.
 
Ten ball is still alive:

Can’t press
Can’t play a high line
Can’t play possession football
Can’t play from the back
Can’t score more than they concede

Can kick ball to fast player who runs and sometimes scores.

I would say it’s still a work in progress. Those glazers need to stop giving managers all this money to spend. £600 mil now for ten. They would have been safer sticking to the united dna which is leaky roofs and dividends.
 
To be fair to Poundland Pep, you have to judge the Porto result against Porto's first game in the Europa League, when they faced the might of Bodo Glimt.

We all know that Bodo Glimt are an emerging superpower of world football and Porto only lost by the odd goal.

Mind you, Bodo Glimt had to play with 10 men for the last 40 minutes. However, all things considered Poundland Pep did a mighty job against a team that had to quiver in the face of the silky skills of Bodo Glimt, and only lost by the odd goal.

So carry on Poundland Pep, we're with you all the way!
 
So if ten Bob has had it then I think they should adopt a holistic approach.
They need a peacemaker, agony uncle, disciplinarian, teacher, tactician and an expert in putting out all those little fires within the swamp - step forward:

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Villa will batter them, he'll get sacked and it'll be Ruud in by October, and I wish I'd stuck 50 quid on it because you knew in August it'd fucking happen.
 
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